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simonu

39 M Melbourne, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Aug 25, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Retired
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Wow. Very overdue to update my profile. There was some mention of 2009. That was a while ago. Back when I still had all my hair. I still have all my hair but it goes to show you, doesn't it?

I'm going through a transitional phase at the moment. My parents explain it to their friends as it being "my gap year". I prefer to say I'm retired. I had at one point set my self the goal of retiring at the age of 36, so in that respect, I'm right on track. I've worked (on and off) since Uni as an engineer. I kept hoping that which each new job that I would actually start to enjoy it. It never happened so now I find myself nime months "retired" and looking around for something to do with my life.

I've often been told that should only do what you know how to do well, and that's be you, be what you're like, and so I'm having a wonderful time but I'd rather be whistling in the dark. Not quite. But I am looking for a motivation beyond money. Not suer what that is. I can design websites. I like cooking. Small children are amused by me. I'm enrolled in a personal training course. So maybe some sort of designer/chef/personal trainer/manny/entourage-er.
What I’m doing with my life
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wasting it mostly. But its my life, so bite me!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
nothing but am passable at everything. My father used to say "a jack of all trades but a master of none". More interesting to try everything than focus on one thing. I'll never represent Australia in anything. But that's okay because Australia seldom repesents me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is nothing. I find I usual am quiet amongst strangers. I'm not shy, it's more like I'm getting a feel for my audience.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like stuff - lets just leave it at that for now? Okay?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't have answer for this one. If pressed I reckon I could do without anything I would choose to list here. There is a scene in Trainspotting where Ewan and a friend are lying in a park taking pot-shots at joggers with an air rifle. Ewan describes the person firing the rifle as the kind of person who would take up smoking, just to quit again to show all those who are addicted how easy it is. I keep it well hidden but there is something of that smart-ass mogrel buried deep in me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I want to be when I grow up.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
oblivious. Since quitting gainful employment 9 months ago, the individual days of the week tend to lose their meaning. Up until very, very recently I was sharing a house with a couple fo very dear friends and their 2 1/2 year old. I was fitting in around them and happy with the situation. Now, I have the house to myself (finally) and I don't know what to do with myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I hope all the above honestly is super sexy. Otherwise it's probably only cathartic. Why is catharsis so seldom sexy?

No seriously. How come?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you know what 42 means. Or if you don't. Or if you'd like to argue about it sometime. Or if you prefer to avoid confrontation when it is so clearly unnecessary.

Hey! I just realised tonight was my 20 year high school reunion. Didn't go. But the neither didn't most of my friends.