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simp1yme

27 M Mays Landing, NJ

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm 6' tall single guy. I got two jobs one as a systems monitor and armament specialist in the ANG. I own a house in Mays Landing and have been renovating it for two years now. I like going to the gym and staying healthy. I just adopted a little dog last month that needed a good home and I have volunteered as a big brother for the past 4 years and still going. Explaining anymore would ruin the conversation.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm going to school for Education, working full time, and fulfilling my commitment to the reserves.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Handyman, computers, shaking my groove thing
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'd say probably how energetic then serious I can be.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music - Rock, Jazz, Rap, New Wave, Metal, Industrial, Techno, Big Band, Regetone, Rock n' Roll, Alternative, Blue Grass, Punk, Dub Step, Hip Hop, Ska, House, Soul, etc.

T.V. - Archer, House, Dr. Who, The Boondocks, Scrubs, American Horror Story, Angel, Some Anime, NCIS, Law and Order Special Victims, Walking Dead,

Food - "Bring on the cheese and hot sause!" I'm down for anything that isn't a bug or sardines/anchovies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Chocolate
Sleep
Friends
Cheese
Music
Projects
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What am I gonna do next. Should I go up to the mountains to snowboard, maybe take a flight to Florida and enjoy the warm weather, or maybe work on the house a little bit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, I'll thank the graveyard shift for that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It sounds like I'm having a conversations with the cat, because I probably am. :P
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
A new friend, an activity buddy, someone to chat with while your up all night? Maybe we can start an underground turtle racing corcuit and make some money.