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simple_simon_

34 / M / Straight / Single

New York, New York

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:31am
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
Income
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I have rolled a car and landed four feet from the edge of a quarry, flew through the windshield of a Coca Cola truck, have been stabbed in the jungle, and am here to tell about it. Karma has kept me safe and I have slowed down to a sensible pace.

In every job there is to be done there is always an element of fun.

I have been around the world a few times and I love to travel. I am from England but I have not lived there in the last nine years. I have been here for four with the rest in Germany, Bermuda and Switzerland.

I love history, art, ballet, science, engineering, architecture, football, yoga, meditation, beer, smiling, cooking, entertaining cheese and wine!
What I’m doing with my life
Travelling in and out of worm holes courtesy of the MTA and paying a fortune in rent. I work hard and which makes me enjoy my time off even more.

I love museums and the classical arts, but I am just as at ease watching football with the lads (thats football with your feet, people).

I have a kick ass bicycle that is too awesome to be called a bike.
I’m really good at
Working things and people out.
Making things happen.
Using up my nine lives.
Story telling.
Camping and the outdoors.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The last battle, Cornelius Ryan.
Happiness, Thich Nhat Hahn.
Siddartha.
Winston Churchills Second World War.
The Twits, Roald Dahl.
Shameless.
Barry Lyndon

Cheese!!
The six things I could never do without
Sunshine
Smiles
Interweb
Bike
Aeroplanes
Cows
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Will England ever win the World Cup?
On a typical Friday night I am
Either home with a bottle of wine, at a concert, at the ballet, or just in the pub commiting debauchery.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You can stand on your own two feet, you would describe yourself as a happy person and it would be nice if you would like to go on a bike ride!

And your not god squad...