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simplefellow

29 Memphis, TN Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Speaks
English, German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a quiet, serious fellow; a deep thinker. I'm a good listener and friend. Occasionally I'm quite funny.

If you ever think you actually want to go on a date, you're going to have to be pretty explicit. I don't pick up on hints.

I'm interested in languages, even though the only language I know besides English is a little bit of German. I spent 8 weeks this summer studying Latin 10 hours a day. It wasn't fun, but I think it's good to push oneself. I dream of finding a way to travel the world.

I don't warm up to people easily. I'm usually incredibly uncomfortable for the first couple dates. Small talk is tough for me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Teaching.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastinating. I am among the world's foremost experts on the subject. I'll explain in more detail later.

I am quite talented at reading, thinking, and impersonating Gollum, Sean Connery, and a generic English gentlemen. Also doodling.

Linguistics is an interest of mine.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This seems like a silly question. The only way to get a truthful response would seem to be to poll everyone who notices you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Silence
The Samurai
Don Quixote
The Brothers Karamozov
The End of the Affair
A Burnt-Out Case
The Power and The Glory
Cat's Cradle
The Confessions
Gerard Manley Hokpins

Movies: Anything by Kieslowski, Gangs of New York, Star Trek, Wings of Desire, Gladiator

TV: The Daily Show

Music: The Hold Steady, Arvo Part, Poulenc, Mumford and Sons, The Anonymous 4, Messiaen

Food: Steak, Avacado, Mango, Salmon, Spinach, Pita and Hummus
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books.
Music.
Friends.
The Internets.
Humor.
Transubstantiation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Politics and history and religion and anything else you're not supposed to discuss at dinner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Contemplating.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once had a toad named Fred.

I know a house one enters blind and leaves seeing.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Any of the following apply:

The name of Siegfried's sword is known to you.

You know why down was originally up.

You don't mind someone swearing by his pretty floral bonnets.

Hylomorphism appeals to you.

You know how Njal was insulted for his appearance

You finally know that Hallelujah was a hoodrat.

You are more inwitted than dimwitted.

Hopkins is your favorite poet.

You can distinguish between procedere as both proienai and ekporeuesthai.

You feel that there is something wrong with people who are not at all depressed by modern living.

You have a fairly substantial understanding of what a hypostasis is. [see what I did there?]

The day of the week ends in y