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simplefellow

28 M Memphis, TN

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a quiet, serious fellow; a deep thinker. I'm a good listener and friend. Occasionally I'm quite funny.

If you ever think you actually want to go on a date, you're going to have to be pretty explicit. I don't pick up on hints.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Standing up in front of a room of teenagers and talking to them about God and art while they play games and check their email, i.e., teaching.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastinating. I am among the world's foremost experts on the subject.

Being mistaken for a student. Apparently I look like I could be somewhere between 14 and 20.

I am quite talented at reading, thinking, and impersonating Gollum, Sean Connery, and a generic English gentlemen. Also Doodling.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My quietness/shyness/introversion.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Silence
The Samurai
Don Quixote
The Brothers Karamozov
The End of the Affair
A Burnt-Out Case
The Power and The Glory
Cat's Cradle
The Confessions
Gerard Manley Hokpins

Movies: Anything by Kieslowski, Gangs of New York, Star Trek, Wings of Desire, Gladiator

TV: The Daily Show

Music: The Hold Steady, Arvo Part, Poulenc, Mumford and Sons, The Anonymous 4, Messiaen

Food: Steak, Avacado, Mango, Salmon, Spinach, Pita and Hummus
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books.
Music.
Friends.
The Internets.
Humor.
Transubstantiation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Politics and history and religion.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once had a toad named Fred.

I went to Latin conventions in high school.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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The day of the week ends in y.