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simplegenius

28 F Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:37pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly), Korean (Okay)

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My self-summary
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My sexuality is best described as "if I like you, it's on," my gender is best described as "don't make assumptions about my personality based on my apparent genitalia." I'm cool with polyamory or monogamy or actual friends with sexual benefits, it'll work out how it works out.

I am a sucker for enthusiasm - anything that involves in-depth knowledge and overly excited hand motions is sure to attract me. I tend to like people who have at least a few very different interests from me - I love getting to learn something new from someone who's passionate about it.

I myself am very enthusiastic about bicycle adventures, singing at any time in almost any place, queer community, building shit, my hedgehog, being a grumpy feminist, NBC's Hannibal, drinking excessive amounts of tea, rambling on foot through Portland streets, attending comedy shows, and doing fun things at which I am not very skilled (rollerskating, instrument playing, quilting, socializing).

I am still pretty into anthropology (my college major), spend a lot of time reading fantasy novels ranging from gritty urban fantasy to the Discworld series, and scifi of all stripes as well. I'm developing my cooking skills at a glacial pace, but anything is an improvement over the mushy stirfries of yesteryear. I speak a couple different languages to varying degrees of "conversational" and sometimes get stuck on a word and can't remember the appropriate English one. I'd be really into meeting any other linguaphiles (whether the language you love is English or otherwise)!

Random facts: I wrote my senior anthropology thesis in college on alien cultures in science fiction novels. I volunteer at the Oregon Zoo. I have SO MANY colored Sharpies.
What I’m doing with my life
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Ideally I'd like to be spending more of my life snuggling a special human or two.

I have a job - it's not the stuff of forever careers but it ain't half bad.

What comes next is something I'm devoting a lot of time to exploring, recently.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
misplacing stuff, and displaying common courtesy. Also crafting feminist tweets, dancing even when everyone IS watching, and adapting to the linguistic norms of any given group of humans.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Not a dinosaur. =(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Booooks: For Whom the Bell Tolls, anything by Terry Pratchett, CJ Cherryh's Faded Sun series, Dautcher's Down a Narrow Road, anything by Oscar Wilde, and more books then I could possibly come up with at the moment.
Currently Reading: The People's History of the United States, White Queen

Advice column: Captain Awkward

Movies and Shows: Stargate, Condorman, the Princess Bride, The Fifth Element, and Velvet Goldmine are my top five most watched movies.
I love Farscape, M*A*S*H, and am working my way through all of Star Trek (currently in the middle of Deep Space Nine).

Welcome to Night Vale - my favorite podcast bar none. The live show at Lewis and Clark was AMAAZIIING.

Music: I like to listen to stuff. Lots of stuff. I can be quite lazy about finding new music, so I treasure people who will actively introduce me to stuff. If I like you, I will actually try your recs without being coerced.

Food: apple cider (not the alcoholic kind, though I like that too), WAFFLES, pesto and heirloom tomatoes, bacon, pineapple.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Knitting supplies, fluffy blankets, thumbs, my hedgehog, my battered copy of the Hobbit, and noms.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Political fuckery. Twinkle lights. Identity. Tea. Xena the Warrior Princess. Sunshine. Books. Things far too complicated to make a pithy blurb.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sleeping. I work on Saturdays, what can I say? On my "Friday" nights, which are Saturdays to you, I try to be at parties or making them. I have variable levels of success.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was twelve, I once saw Shel Silverstein in a coffeeshop on Martha's Vineyard. Or rather, I saw a sketchy-looking dude with a huge beard and a baseball cap who gestured me over. When I went outside to avoid him, a woman nearby ask me if I had gotten his autograph...Sorry, Mr. Silverstein.
You should message me if
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You should message me if you want to go on cheap Portland adventures, you like humans who pretty much say whatever they're thinking, and you (like me) are also looking for someone kind, attractive, and intelligent to have sexytimes with on the regular in some capacity.