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simplify75

39 F Cincinnati, OH

I’m looking for

  • Straight men only
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
University
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am rethinking what I want to share with all you fine human beings. Feel free to ask (respectable) questions, and I will fill this all out again at a later date.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work in the music industry as a booking agent for both local and regionally touring artists. It is the coolest job ever. I also work part-time at Riverbend as a runner for the tour bands.

Please do not ask me to get you in free to shows. ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Henry Rollins, Tony Vigorito, Tom Robbins, Dean Koontz, Mark Haddon, Michael Koryta, Marcus Sakey, Wally Lamb, Jasper Fforde, Joe Meno, Chuck Palahniuk, Jeff Lindsay, Kurt Vonnegut, Charles Bukowski, Douglas Adams, Lisa Gardner, Chelsea Cain, Joe Hill, Jim Thompson and on and on and on.

Movies: Behind the Mask:The Rise of Leslie Vernon, The Usual Suspects, Dream With the Fishes, Fight Club, Memento, Boondock Saints, Swimming With Sharks, Repo: A Genetic Opera, Donnie Darko, Se7en, The Devil and Daniel Johnston, The Salton Sea and too many more! As long as it's not a chick flick and the video store doesn't carry more than 4 copies, I will probably enjoy it.

Music: Not enogh time in the day to list all my favorites. I listen to most everything, from Henry Rollins to Mr. Tom Waits to Volbeat to Johnny Cash to Bright Eyes to Frightened Rabbit to Pearl Jam to Daniel Johnston to the Cure to Glenn Miller to Mazzy Starr to Josh Eagle and the Harvest City (gods among men, those boys. Local Cincy band. Do yourself a favor and look them up on Reverbnation!!) to The Avett Brothers to The Shins to Mushroomhead to Bon Iver to Alabama Shakes to Bob Marley to... Ok, pretty much anything! Not a fan of new country and new rap. But I will give it a listen if you are passionate about it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either working my own show or out supporting one of my bands.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I will tell you most anything about me once you get to know me...in person...like real human beings having an actual conversation.
You should message me if
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You can come up with more than a simple "What's up?" or "Hey" to start the conversation. I know my profile is a bit empty right now, but please...be more creative and intriguing. :)

You understand why I think "3 Rounds and a Sound" by Blind Pilot is the best love song out there.

You understand the distinction between needing to be with someone and wanting to be with someone, and like me, fall into the latter category.