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simplify77

26 Austin, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:25pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Bay Area native, turned New Yorker, turned Manhattan Beacher. In Austin for the weekend.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working. Rehearsing. Mochas. Lots of mochas.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Power naps. Drinking milk out of the carton. Taking longer than necessary showers.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no idea. That I'm a clothed healthy looking ethnically ambiguous male?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Shakespeare, Calvin and Hobbes, The Emprie Strikes Back, a decent burger, whiskey.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bodies of water I can jump in.
Hot mint tea from Sultana in the East Village.
A good story.
Cheeseburgers.
Yoda.
One week a year where I don't care what time it is.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food. What food to eat. And how I can put avocado on said food.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking for a space where I can get a drink and hear the person I'm sitting with.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
After hearing some of your stories on here, I'm mildly frightened of having a daughter someday.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
A sense of humor also goes a long way so let's all feel free to have one and I'm sure we'll be just fine.