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simplysquirrel

28 M Redwood City, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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When I was a child, I wanted to be (in order of preference) a secret agent, an astronaut, or a dinosaur. So far those haven't proven to be viable career choices, and I've ended up as a software developer turned webcomic artist turned lawyer turned entrepreneur instead. I'm still optimistic about getting superpowers one day though.

INFJ. Fairly relaxed about most things. Grew up on the East Bay. Incomplete Sentences.
What I’m doing with my life
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I used to be a lawyer. Now I'm working on my own start-up. Sometimes I draw bunnies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
walking long distances, taking hypothetical questions seriously, and getting along with other people's pets.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I am, in fact, not Batman.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Ender's Game, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, pretty much every Calvin & Hobbes anthology ever

Movies: Jurassic Park, Back to the Future, Wall-E, Fight Club, the original Robocop

TV: Futurama, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Arrow, Babylon 5, South Park

Music: Lady Antebellum, Eminem, Imogen Heap, Paramore, Hans Zimmer, David Guetta, Linkin Park, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

Food: Macaroni and cheese, buffalo wings
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
* Comfortable shoes
* Coffee shops
* Something to doodle on
* Something to doodle with
* Something to do, when not doodling
* A towel
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
* whether technology will ever eliminate the need for most people to hold a traditional 40-ish hours per week job
* how to reconcile the First Amendment with campaign finance reform
* what I should eat for dinner
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
watching a movie, playing board games, or grabbing a drink with someone I haven't seen in a while.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am terrible at estimating both volume and distance. Also singing.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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any of the following sound fun:
* Visiting the California Academy of Sciences
* Spending a day at Dave and Buster's
* Hiking through a Redwood Forest
* Hanging out at a coffee shop and making up stories about the people walking past
* Wandering around a random neighborhood that neither of us have been to before

Or just message me if you feel like it. I like meeting new people.