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34 Sydney, Australia Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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6′ 2″ (1.88m)
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Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I once created a question for the Okcupid match algorithm. It was "Do you enjoy answering these questions?" Pretty deep, huh?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I like art and quality film, work in sustainability, volunteer in animal rights, and am trying to make the world a better place in a tiny way. In the last few years I've moved from Melbourne to New York City to London, and am now just travelling place to place with a roughly six month timeframe.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well... if we find ourselves in some sort of zombie apocalypse or 'The Road' style scenario, you're in deep shit and going to wish you went for that rugged, outdoorsy guy. Though since reading The Road I have accumulated a lot of canned food. Maybe I'm good at 'being prepared'...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall and thin and bespectacled. Sometimes wearing an interesting t-shirt about a band or a book. Otherwise dressed like a cat burglar.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Polonius: "What do you read, my lord?" Hamlet: "Words, words, words". I've read a lot of Palahniuk, Houellebecq, Bukowski and Coetzee lately but don't hold it against me and don't ask me to pronounce their surnames. I've also been reading Cormac McCarthy and I can pronounce that so I'd have led with that if you were asking me in person.

Music: "Writing about music is like dancing about architecture", Frank Zappa once said. So I won't try to describe my taste, but I like good music of almost any genre and often go to concerts.

Movies: I prefer plot to an enormous special effects budget. Favourites include Being John Malkovich, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fight Club, Annie Hall, A Clockwork Orange, Lost in Translation, There Will Be Blood, Delicatessen, Dead Man, The Apartment. And Pink Flamingos made me feel physically ill and yet I really want to see it again?!

Food: I'm vegan and like most things that didn't come out of an animal.

Art (I'm unilaterally adding this category): Goya, Courbet, Schiele, Soutine, Beckmann, Debuffet, Bacon, Freud, Twombly, Saville.

People (Yep this too): Charlie Brooker, Jesse Armstrong, John Waters, Louis Theroux, Rowland S Howard, Marieke Hardy, Sarah Silverman, Steve Buscemi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food (No, not the album by Zico Chain)
Water (No, not the 2005 Oscar-nominated film by Deepa Mehta)
Air (No, not the French band. Look, give me a break, I was running out of ideas.)
And three other things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, The Hound, Polliver and The Mountain."

What's the meaning of liff?
What colour is Thursday?
What'd it be like to live on a houseboat?
Should I learn to play the hurdy gurdy or the musical saw?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting together with friends to discuss our recent Facebook posts.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I deny it outright. Whoever told you is lying. That rat bastard.
You should message me if
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You feel some sort of sympatico with what I've written and don't think you'd be bored by conversations we might have over coffee or caramels. a.k.a. you're fun and lovely, you think I'm fun and lovely - what are we waiting for?

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