Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by COLOR!!
Seems that quite a few people have been disturbed by my rather bold
statement. The more disturbed you are the better I feel. That is
because I have caught your attention!! But feel free to abandon
your reading. There will be no coercion.
Hmmm now that I have got ur attention, I m actually an ordinary
person. Born n bred in sunny Singapore which is starting to feel a
little bit crowded. Humble beginning, son of a non working Chinese
housewife n a retired driver who is indian Portuguese descent. a
father figure who held two jobs to give his two children (me n a
younger sis) the best education he could provide. I owe him a debt
of gratitude for making what I m now.
If you are still reading this, it means that I am doing ok so far
in rambling about myself. Keep forgetting this is supposed to be a
summary.....Soon people will be asking for a summary of my
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well as my life goes, I m just working n working n working. It is
truly a mundane life. Mundane by my standards. It might interest
some people. After all we are not in the same situation. Often
people think that the grass is always greener on the other field.
Yeah it is greener....of cos it is greener...but how did the grass
got greener? Cos the owner put a lot of S*$t as fertiliser ...that
Having said that, I am also good at rotting my time away after
work. I could do with some exercises like brisk walking. Somehow, I
cant seem to be able to overcome the inertia... Others call it
lazy..I can call it overcoming inertia....I used to like golf...
Picked up the basics but somehow lost the drive.. No pun
Did some mission work in Nepal before. Would love to go back there
again and do more.
If you are still reading ....wow... I admire your perseverance...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Apart from work, I m really good at rotting my life away. That I
I m good at keeping people at ease. And I know how to maintain
friendship. It does not cost much...a Starbucks coffee...a Teh
Tarik ... roti prata....best soup kambing in Singapore...hmmm..
yeah I am also good at making people hungry and salivate.
I m good at making people laugh. Or at least I think I am. I should
consider clowning as my retirement fInancial supplement.
If you are smiling or laughing your head off and STILL reading
this...I think you need a psychiatrist....I can recommend you a
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I m friendly! Well it's their fault to think that all doctors are
snobbish! But that is just stereotyping.
And yes I m a joker. I tease people alot. Just to keep their minds
at ease. It is already so stressful seeing a doc. I don't have to
make it worse being overly serious!
I can tell you also what people usually DON'T notice...They dont
notice that I am fat!! LOL ...cos I am tall. Oh and...vertically
striped shirts or dark coloured outfits...can do wonders at
camouflaging your REAL figure...
And if you are rolling on the floor laughing by now...please tell
me your address so I can contact the people at Institute of Mental
Health to convey you to the right place .....for treatment...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favourite books...what books?
Legend of the Dark Knight by Frank Miller. It is a graphic novel.
Yeah yeah, comic! Lol. I like the works of Sergio Aragones, for
those who dont know, he is responsible for the small cartoon
caricatures at the side pages of MAD magazines....
But on a serious note, I like ...
Life of Pi by Yann Martel
Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
Anything by Lord Jeff Archer ( I mean any titles by Jeff Archer, I
have got people telling me there is no book titled Anything written
by Jeff Archer ..hahahaa)
Anything retro as I grew up in 80s n 90s
Oh n I love amazing grace by Il Divo simply hair raising!
My current favourite at the moment is Adele...she is simply
DYNAMITE...reminds me of late Amy Winehouse. I just hope Adele
doesnt self destruct like Amy...
I am also listening to Steven Halpern's Relaxation music and Sleep
Soundly...they are good at relaxing your mind before you sleep at
Anything but horror
Harry Porter series
James Bond series
Star Wars series
Lord of the Rings trilogy
Die Hard series
Sleepless in Seattle
You've got mail
When Harry Met Sally
Anything that does not make me end up in the A&E department
because I have food poisoning is fine...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Samsung Note III
My Nespresso Coffee Machine
My Fav Sofa
My Alumna XL wallet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Wat I m going to do next when I retire
Hmmm maybe I should start drawing up my Bucket List
Wat I should consider if I m going to invest on property
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Home sipping my Nespresso coffee over a book or a case study.
But if it is saturday night then I will be channel surfing my mio
tv for the best EPL match, F1 race. MotoGP or cricket!
Or just sleeping!
Then again, since when days are typical for me....sigh
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The most private thing I'm willing to admit is that I am in PRIVATE
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 32–50
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can tolerate a non sensically matured soul whose prime reason
for existing is to irritate the hell out of you....
You are willing to help change my life which is centered on
You are into photography (basic) n traveling
You are similarly obnoxiously hilarious
You find me irresistibly cute looking, by cute I mean ugly but
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