Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just a troubadour for hire. Suprisingly lucrative. One song covered
by Greyson Chance (YouTube sensation). Occasionally have done
commercial jingles. You may recognise the one I did for Toms.
Have visited all seven continents including Antarctica. Have
climbed Mount Everest twice at least to base camp. Nepal is
beautiful from the top. Taught English to the Yanomami tribe in
Brazil for two years.
My most prized possession is an absinthe dripper that used to
belong to Franz Ferdinand the Emperor of the Austro-Hungarian
empire, not to be confused with the band.
Weird compulsion: opening other peoples mail, which is technically
illegal, but I get my Jollies, and I only open people's I don't
know, so that's good.
What I’m doing with my life
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Troubadouring around Europe at present. I particularly love
Ljubljana, Slovenia, who woulda thought.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Counting. I can go very high.
I know all the numbers in Pi.
I'm very good at Boston. You heard me.
Talking to animals. They know me so well.
Trafficking large amounts of Argentinian Ferns from the Buenos
Writing soundtracks with John Williams or Danny Elfman, whoever is
available, I prefer Elfman.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have absolutely no sense of sarcasm.
My dog named Ubu who I can't seem to separate myself from, he's a
Boston Terrier and his Mom's also his Sister, he can't see so good.
Which makes for amusing days.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love Goodnight Moon and Howard the Farting Dog.
Fifty first dates, Europa Europa and Y Tu Mama Tambian.
I love VH1 behind the music, particularly the episode featuring
Tori Amos, Oh! And lets not forget Degrassi: Next Generation, and
occasionally a good Telemundo soap.
I'm a big fan of the Opera Carmen, and Moby and the vitamin string
I only eat Pickles and other pickled items, I hope that's okay.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bounty (it's the faster cleaner maker)
The Four Seasons (the beds are really comfy)
Classic Gothic Candlestick holders
Emelio Estevez (but I hate the Sheens)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cat litter, I think they could use some jingles.
Bowling and why it's so difficult.
And the mortal dilemma. But who doesn't.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Crocheting sweaters for homeless children without arms.
Bringing homemade Glüghwein to underage lepers.
Composing Musical Theatre (I'm working on a great musical about a
science camp in Barcelona that decide to rise up against the
leaders of the Spanish Revolution of 2116)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I burned down my parents house making candles.
They dropped the charges. The second time.
You should message me if
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You like candles? I have so many and don't know what to do with
them. Perhaps you may lose power soon?
Global Warming Anyone?
If you're name is Linda Williams and you're 37 or vice on that
you're 20's and hot.
You used to be fat but are not anymore.
Or on the vice of that. You never were fat. And you are still not
Tramp Stamps. Love em'.
You like to get dirty as in, you wouldn't mind me Rubbing dirt on
X-men. Given. Be the Jean Grey to my Cyclops.
You like barbecues, but have never been to one (very important). I
like introducing people to Barbecues.
One of your dreams includes the Massad. One of my candles. And a
And lastly. You enjoy the twilight franchise as much as my sister.
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