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singyoutosleeep

25 M Astoria, NY

My Details

Last Online
Apr 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer
Education
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Just a troubadour for hire. Suprisingly lucrative. One song covered by Greyson Chance (YouTube sensation). Occasionally have done commercial jingles. You may recognise the one I did for Toms.

Have visited all seven continents including Antarctica. Have climbed Mount Everest twice at least to base camp. Nepal is beautiful from the top. Taught English to the Yanomami tribe in Brazil for two years.

My most prized possession is an absinthe dripper that used to belong to Franz Ferdinand the Emperor of the Austro-Hungarian empire, not to be confused with the band.

Weird compulsion: opening other peoples mail, which is technically illegal, but I get my Jollies, and I only open people's I don't know, so that's good.
What I’m doing with my life
Troubadouring around Europe at present. I particularly love Ljubljana, Slovenia, who woulda thought.
I’m really good at
Counting. I can go very high.
I know all the numbers in Pi.
I'm very good at Boston. You heard me.
Talking to animals. They know me so well.
Trafficking large amounts of Argentinian Ferns from the Buenos Aires region.
Writing soundtracks with John Williams or Danny Elfman, whoever is available, I prefer Elfman.
Candlestick making.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have absolutely no sense of sarcasm.
My dog named Ubu who I can't seem to separate myself from, he's a Boston Terrier and his Mom's also his Sister, he can't see so good. Which makes for amusing days.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love Goodnight Moon and Howard the Farting Dog.
Fifty first dates, Europa Europa and Y Tu Mama Tambian.
I love VH1 behind the music, particularly the episode featuring Tori Amos, Oh! And lets not forget Degrassi: Next Generation, and occasionally a good Telemundo soap.
I'm a big fan of the Opera Carmen, and Moby and the vitamin string quartet.
I only eat Pickles and other pickled items, I hope that's okay.
The six things I could never do without
My Stetson.
Bounty (it's the faster cleaner maker)
The Four Seasons (the beds are really comfy)
Classic Gothic Candlestick holders
Glüghwein
Emelio Estevez (but I hate the Sheens)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Cat litter, I think they could use some jingles.

Bowling and why it's so difficult.

And the mortal dilemma. But who doesn't.
On a typical Friday night I am
Crocheting sweaters for homeless children without arms.

Bringing homemade Glüghwein to underage lepers.

Composing Musical Theatre (I'm working on a great musical about a science camp in Barcelona that decide to rise up against the leaders of the Spanish Revolution of 2116)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I burned down my parents house making candles.

Twice.

They dropped the charges. The second time.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like candles? I have so many and don't know what to do with them. Perhaps you may lose power soon?

Global Warming Anyone?

If you're name is Linda Williams and you're 37 or vice on that you're 20's and hot.

You used to be fat but are not anymore.

Or on the vice of that. You never were fat. And you are still not fat.

Tramp Stamps. Love em'.

You like to get dirty as in, you wouldn't mind me Rubbing dirt on you.

X-men. Given. Be the Jean Grey to my Cyclops.

You like barbecues, but have never been to one (very important). I like introducing people to Barbecues.

One of your dreams includes the Massad. One of my candles. And a branding iron.

And lastly. You enjoy the twilight franchise as much as my sister.