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23 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 23
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm originally from Salt Lake City, Utah and moved to Washington for the rain. Why ya'll live up here and complain about not having enough sun is beyond me.

I'm loud, opinionated, sarcastic, confident, ambitious, righteous about issues important to me, nerdy, playful, full of energy, blunt, thorough, honest, assertive, and completely intolerant of intolerance. I'm not afraid to confront strangers about injustice, but I'm also not always good at picking my battles.

I am a feminist, and I still feel like I need to find the best way to have an impact as one.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently a support engineer at a large software company, and I'm looking to eventually start my own company, presumably also in software.

The pipe dream is a video game company, but I'm still mulling over other options.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pretending I know what I'm doing.
Never getting stressed.
Being a great host.
Improvisational comedy in conversation with strangers.
Playing devil's advocate.
Appearing cocky as a form of confidence.
Having inconsistent impulse control.
Foul language.
Collecting unique phrases and slang to use at appropriate times.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm brimming with energy, which means I am extremely loud. Quite often I get carried away in conversation and before I know it I'm nearly yelling in a public place about something mundane.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything immersive for film/tv/fiction. Anything with energy for music.

Books: A Song of Ice and Fire series, Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Oryx and Crake, The Road, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Ender's Game, Ender's Shadow, Snow Crash, The Poisonwood Bible, World War Z.

Movies: The Princess Bride, Forrest Gump, No Country for Old Men, The Road (yea, again), Memento, The Shawshank Redemption, The Silence of the Lambs, Casablanca, Saving Private Ryan, American Beauty, Hot Fuzz, Big Fish, In Bruges, Nightmare Before Christmas, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Seven Samurai, anything by the Coen Brothers or Wes Anderson.

Music: Heavy Metal, Jazz, Electronic. Flying Lotus, RJD2, The Sword, Opeth, Medeski Martin & Wood, Critters Buggin, Avenged Sevenfold, Amorphis, Tenacious D, Kvelertak, Mastodon, Amon Tobin, Red Fang, Iron & Wine, Emancipator, Celldweller, Talking Heads.

TV: Adventure Time, Breaking Bad, The Wire, X-Files, Orange is the New Black, House of Cards, Puella Magi Modoka Magica, Cowboy Bebop, Rick and Morty, Fullmetal Alchemist, Samurai Champloo, Archer, Hannibal.

Food: Sushi, pizza, a well-constructed salad, stir-fry, thai, italian. I like most food, and I love cooking (even if I don't do it often enough). Also pho is the sweet nectar of the french-influenced Vietnamese gods.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Sleep
2. Exercise
3. Humor
4. Sushi
5. Metal
6. Metal
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I'm overusing brutal lately.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking cocktails or wine with friends at the bar or at my place
At a metal concert
Debating something I have strong opinions about
Binging a television series with whoever has gotten me started on it
Out on a run
Smoking a j on my porch with a book and wine
Wrecking that iron
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was completely socially inept in high school, and often came off as rude when I tried to playfully joke with people.

Also I dyed my hair blue in middle school. Came out different than intended (smurf blue).
You should message me if
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- Dnd before trying to get in the pit at a metal concert sounds like a good Saturday
- "God hates fags" makes you want to hit intolerant people in the mouth with a hammer
- You like to make people smile
- You can make me laugh
- Ambition is your main motivator
- You aren't easily offended
- You can teach me something new
- Dan Savage informs your love life
- You can extend mildly amusing jokes nearly indefinitely within conversation to the point that they cease to be funny and then become funny again