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34 F Chicago, IL

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Last Online
Today – 12:32pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Sales / Marketing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
These things are awkward so in a nutshell, let's just say I'm a big pile of awesomeness. Or I am a complete jerk. Take your pick
What I’m doing with my life
I moved to Chicago to make Kmart commercials. Now I have decided to tear up that contract with Satan and move towards doing work that will allow me to sleep at night (and rekindle my romance with music and food since I've been living in a marketing vortex). Being the handmaiden of capitalism has less ups than downs.

Update: I'm back with Satan but at least I'm no longer broke.
I’m really good at
Fun. I am super social and outgoing and look for the same in my friends.
I am also really good at trying to pursue 20 things at the same time. Patience and focus are not my strongest points.
The first things people usually notice about me
My intensity - I speak with my hands a lot. I am very energetic and I like to breathe life in otherwise boring situations. And I like to fist fight. a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music and food are my LIFE. I read a ton - maybe a book a week. I like reading a lot of non-fiction - love linguistics, sociology, anthropology (my B.A), and all memoirs that use humor to convey the ugliness in life (think Augusten Burroughs). l also love VICE magazine, anything related to surfing and skateboarding. Hip-Hop and California punk rock do it for me too. Oh yeah, and I am Colombian so anything with a good rhythm that can get me to dance is key
The six things I could never do without
Dave Sedaris' "Me Talk Pretty One Day"
Vino Verde
Wustof Chef Knife
iPod filled with my music
the ocean (yeah, I know. I live in Chicago)
interesting conversation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
To me, the most important thing in life is making truly meaningful connections with people. Although I am a social butterfly, I don't do surface level friendships that well. I really get off on getting to know someone and understanding their values and what inspires them and makes them tick. It may have to something to do with the fact that I am a researcher by nature (and profession) - but I also believe that there really is no point in calling someone a friend unless you can truly feel safe and comfortable around them - no matter how high or low you are feeling that day. I am very forthcoming with my feelings and my ideas - I wear my thoughts and heart on my sleeve, perhaps to a fault. However, I really don't know how to be any other way. Let's just say I don't hold back and I would expect the same of you.

So this may sound weird, but I have found some of the most interesting and enjoyable times to be with people and talking about things like religion and social constructs and the "why?" of how humans behave. Don't get me wrong, I can tell disgusting jokes with the best of them and I have the sense of a humor of a teenage boy. But this natural curiosity I have around human behavior is probably why I majored in anthropology - duh.

I really couldn't tell you WHO I'm looking for but I do know I am looking for something serious. If you are just interested in sex or dating a bunch of people at the same time, then I'm not the one for you. I'm in no rush to get married or anything like that, but I am craving a relationship that gives me joy, support, comfort and some physical satisfaction.
On a typical Friday night I am
music. dancing. drinking. hollerin'. making people uncomfortable and making even more people laugh.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
You should message me if
you're smart - I love to read and being a life long learner is really important. You have to at least like music and be wiling to go check out live acts. You must like good food and you can't be boring. I am NOT into sitting around and watching TV. It depresses me. Werd