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35 Chicago, IL Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:44pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
These things are awkward so in a nutshell, let's just say I'm a big pile of awesomeness. Or I am a complete jerk. Take your pick
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I moved to Chicago to make Kmart commercials. Now I have decided to tear up that contract with Satan and move towards doing work that will allow me to sleep at night (and rekindle my romance with music and food since I've been living in a marketing vortex). Being the handmaiden of capitalism has less ups than downs.

Update: I'm back with Satan but at least I'm no longer broke.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fun. I am super social and outgoing and look for the same in my friends.
I am also really good at trying to pursue 20 things at the same time. Patience and focus are not my strongest points.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My intensity - I speak with my hands a lot. I am very energetic and I like to breathe life in otherwise boring situations. And I like to fist fight. a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music and food are my LIFE. I read a ton - maybe a book a week. I like reading a lot of non-fiction - love linguistics, sociology, anthropology (my B.A), and all memoirs that use humor to convey the ugliness in life (think Augusten Burroughs). l also love VICE magazine, anything related to surfing and skateboarding. Hip-Hop and California punk rock do it for me too. Oh yeah, and I am Colombian so anything with a good rhythm that can get me to dance is key
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dave Sedaris' "Me Talk Pretty One Day"
Vino Verde
Wustof Chef Knife
iPod filled with my music
the ocean (yeah, I know. I live in Chicago)
interesting conversation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
To me, the most important thing in life is making truly meaningful connections with people. Although I am a social butterfly, I don't do surface level friendships that well. I really get off on getting to know someone and understanding their values and what inspires them and makes them tick. It may have to something to do with the fact that I am a researcher by nature (and profession) - but I also believe that there really is no point in calling someone a friend unless you can truly feel safe and comfortable around them - no matter how high or low you are feeling that day. I am very forthcoming with my feelings and my ideas - I wear my thoughts and heart on my sleeve, perhaps to a fault. However, I really don't know how to be any other way. Let's just say I don't hold back and I would expect the same of you.

So this may sound weird, but I have found some of the most interesting and enjoyable times to be with people and talking about things like religion and social constructs and the "why?" of how humans behave. Don't get me wrong, I can tell disgusting jokes with the best of them and I have the sense of a humor of a teenage boy. But this natural curiosity I have around human behavior is probably why I majored in anthropology - duh.

I really couldn't tell you WHO I'm looking for but I do know I am looking for something serious. If you are just interested in sex or dating a bunch of people at the same time, then I'm not the one for you. I'm in no rush to get married or anything like that, but I am craving a relationship that gives me joy, support, comfort and some physical satisfaction.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
music. dancing. drinking. hollerin'. making people uncomfortable and making even more people laugh.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Not a chance
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're smart - I love to read and being a life long learner is really important. You have to at least like music and be wiling to go check out live acts. You must like good food and you can't be boring. I am NOT into sitting around and watching TV. It depresses me. Werd