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sir_jokesalot

34 Wilmington, VT Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oooooohhh, do I have to..?

I'll get back to this sometime..
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Been traveling alot.. spending seasons snowboarding but its time to settle down a bit, get a career and maybe one day a dog.

Just moved back to Vermont from LA, California. But I'm mostly from England.. It's a long story...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
knowing lots of random information that is pretty much irrelevant..

Except for at pub quiz night, that I rarely ever attend..
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've no idea... you tell me!

Well on reflection I would say;

my hats (I always have one on)

My shoes (which mostly match my hats)

And a cheeky grin usually... 8D
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Shows : Ray Donovan,The Newsroom,
Breaking Bad, The Wire, Game of Thrones, Horizon, vanguard, homeland, true blood, dexter, How to Make it in America, girls, walking dead, the United States of Tara... The usual really.

Music: many, many genres... different tunes for different moods... I try to be up on the new bits... Anything xfactor Or idol is a no-no...!

Food: i like most things but am trying to eat a little healthier these days. (And failing mostly)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, Drink, Shelter, This, That and the Other.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything, relentlessly, until it becomes weird and abstract like shrodingers cat..
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out with friends or in front of a screen...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I probably have more shoes than you...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're about to do something crazy/funny/remarkable... If you're bored or if you fancy an Englishman to drink with.