***A quick-list about me***
1. I am left handed, but my handwriting is so bad that it looks better when I write with my right.
2. I once hypnotized a badger- no joke.
3. I don't eat anything that runs away if you try and eat it raw (I am a vegetarian).
4. Curmudgeonliness is my favorite word to say.
6. I have an inborn fear of the number fi- Er, the number that comes after four.
7. i typ[e d thisa w2ith myy6 faCE ,.
Hello fellow window shopper, thanks for checking me out (or off, as the case may be). Let me first start off by saying wow- trying to put your personality into a paragraph or two is quite a daunting task... right up there with saying "Irish wristwatch" or getting all the little fuzz balls off your clothes because you put that new colored towel in the same laundry load as your clothes. Hmm let's see... I guess I am here because I am not into the bar scene and my hobbies and interests don't really involve meeting flocks of people. I figure this might be an efficient way to just put myself out there and those who don't like me can ignore me and if anyone feels some sort of connection or attraction then that's spectabulous! So, I guess I have to start off by blabbering on about myself... Here it goes. If you are able to read this whole thing without falling asleep, my friend, you have patience virtuosity!
Forgive the bluntness of this paragraph, but I feel it's necessary; sort of a "filter" if you will. If you don't make it past this without passing judgement or making assumptions about who I am, then please use it as an indication that we are not compatible. Mmkay, so first off, I am living and enjoying life and what it has to offer as it comes. Nothing complicated, overly involved or desparate. A friend to hang out with is great, a lover is fine- if we are compatible in that way. I'm not really looking for "the one" to get married to or have kids with (I can't even have kids, for I am fixed). I happen to believe that things like closeness and intimacy CAN be shared with someone who is a close friend but not necessarily in a hard core, "live with me" relationship or married. In other words, intimacy doesn't DEFINE a relationship, but simply enhances it. If that school of thought is completely opposite of yours, we probably won't work out in that way. While I am a passionate person, that doesn't mean I want to chase anything in a skirt. I feel that even if there is a very strong mutual physical attraction, it's not enough to make me want to hop into bed with them. That comes after I feel I can trust the person enough to be intimate with them.
Still with me? WOW! Okay, now we can move on to the stuff that's not so darn dramatic! Though I may not look it, I am a nerd- my hobbies are playing multiple instruments and studying music theory, astronomy, and electronics engineering in my spare time. Star Trek the Next Generation? Yup. Quantum Physics? Yup. Zombies? Hell yes. Seriously though, I don't mind having a friend that's goofy like me who just wants to hang out, as I said, I am living life with an open mind and in a state of whateverness. Hmm well, I'm sure there is much more I can add to try to make this profile stand out and such, but I have no idea what to put down. To me it's much much easier to just hang out with someone to get a feel for what their personality is like than to list everything online. So if you have questions just ask and I shall tell. Oh, another thing, I recently sold my car for school money, so if you're the type that believe a man is not a man unless he has a car, then I guess that makes me an "it". But there's this astonishing invention called "Public Transit" and it works quite well for getting around. So no, you will not be carting my ar$e everywhere.