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sir_ryasis

27 Phoenix, AZ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:43am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, Other
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Technology
Status
Open relationship
Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
PLEASE READ ENTIRE PROFILE BEFORE MESSAGING ME! Thanks!

***A quick-list about me***

1. I am left handed, but my handwriting is so bad that it looks better when I write with my right.

2. I once hypnotized a badger- no joke.

3. I don't eat anything that runs away if you try and eat it raw (I am a vegetarian).

4. Curmudgeonliness is my favorite word to say.

6. I have an inborn fear of the number fi- Er, the number that comes after four.

7. i typ[e d thisa w2ith myy6 faCE ,.

Pip pip, cheerio and what have you! Thanks for reading. Who am I? WHO AM I?! I'm a dork, that's who. Damned proud of it too. I'm a sincere, genuine person, but the thing that sets me apart from a lot of other blokes on here is I like to use my brain a little instead of purely my reproductive organs to interact. My brain is wired a wee bit differently than a lot of men, and I'm here because I happen to be more open minded about what a good friendship is, what it can start off with and where it can go from there. Why are YOU here?

Anyway, my hobbies are playing multiple instruments (guitar, bass, piano, drums, djembe and darbuka), astronomy, and microelectronics engineering. Pretty nerdy, eh?

****** P.S. well, now it is time for me to electronically shout... Ahem... I AM FIXED AND CAN NOT HAVE KIDS!!! PLEASE BE OK WITH THAT AND DON'T COME AT ME LOOKING TO MAKE BABIES. That is all.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am currently working at a law firm in downtown Phoenix as a deputy clerk- but I'm trying to go to school for microelectronics engineering- I do that stuff for fun anyway.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing voice impersonations for some reason, and mimicking accents convincingly. Yeah, I can do the movie announcer guy. Just YOU try doing it... Not so easy huh?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that I'm not the "bad boy" type they usually think I am.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The universe and it's vast wonders. And what I'd do in the event of the impending zombie apocolypse.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am in a polyamorous relationship (I am open to dating/loving/being/seeing/whatever with two people at the same time)