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sir_sam

28 Fort Collins, CO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Jan 5
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Just to let you know, I'm pretty F-in awesome.

I'm a mechanically minded person who geeks out about science-y stuff. I have the ability to laugh at myself, pretty often I go "d'oh!" So I can roll with it. But I'm never wrong, I thought I was wrong once, but it turned out I was mistaken.

I love backpacking,camping,road trips/traveling/adventures, exploring the mountains in a Jeep....I am a fairly outdoorsy sort of person who feels like I really don't get out as much as I would like to.

I fancy myself a cook and I like to try out new things, maybe only with limited success. My friends just might be really nice and not want to tell me my cooking isn't any good, but I'm almost 100% certain I have never killed anyone with my cooking.

I have a digital SLR that I use to thousands of wonderfully mediocre photos of the places I travel to, despite that I always behind the camera, not in front of it. Also, I'm pretty sure taking a photo of me would steal my soul if I wasn't a ginger.

I like to 4wheel in my Jeep, I like to take a forest service road and follow it until it ends on the top of a mountain and just enjoy the view, and possibly a beer or ten.
What I’m doing with my life
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Right now I'm self employed flipping cars, I buy something that needs repair, fix it, and resell it for a profit. I'm wondering about going back for more schooling(have a BS in Mechanical Engineering), or starting to find a professional job and work on building a career.

Otherwise I'm just enjoying the freetime being self employed allows and trying to find more activities to have fun with. I have no shortage of anything to work on, but its nice to have dinner with a friend or go sample some beers at New Belgium, I also love to camp and travel and enjoy having the flexibility to do that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Forgetting to take my Ginkgo Biloba.

Yelling at the TV during "The Walking Dead"

If you have something thats not broken......I can take it apart and tell you why not!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm going to say my sense of humor, generally I go out of my way to get a laugh out of someone.

That or I am always wearing a hat, truthfully its lined with tinfoil so the CIA can't read my brainwaves....or maybe it was the aliens, I forget, but someone is trying to read my brainwaves!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books/Authors? Asimov, Heinlein, Arthur C Clark, Kurt Vonnegut, Cormac McCArthy.....

Movies? Casino Royal, Office Space, A Clockwork Orange, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Layer Cake, Children of Men, 28 Days Later, The Big Lebowski.

TV Shows? Arrested Development, Stargate, The West Wing, The Walking Dead, Colbert Report/Daily Show, South Park, Futurama, Anything History, Discovery, or NatGeo channels.

Music? CCR, Alice in Chains, Dylan, Depeche Mode, KT Tunstall, Black Keys, Silversun Pickups, Nirvana, Sublime, Vivaldi......

Food? Mexican, Sushi, Beer(Beer IS a food), anything grilled(grilled squash anyone?)......
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Milk
eggs
cheese
stamps.........wait wrong list!

1) My Jeep
2) My Dog
3) My camera
4) Movies
5) Grill
6) Beer - I love IPAs!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The zombie apocalypse and how I'm going to survive it. (I think I am more prepared for the unlikely event of the zombie apocalypse than I am the certain event of my real future).

Also the meaning of life, I've been trying to figure that one out for years, I'm starting to think 42 is an acceptable answer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Maybe getting a taster flight at a local brewery or getting some dinner with my roommates or friends. Might be watching a movie I have seen 1000 times already, or maybe sitting on the front porch drinking beer with my dog watching the sunset.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I had my sense of humor and righteous indignation surgically enhanced by the best surgeons in L.A.

I may have killed a janitor......based solely on the number of keys on my keychain.

I know much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
You should message me if
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-You're aware of the difference between "Etymology" and "Entomology!"

-You desperately need to convince me to read "The Hunger Games."

-You want to make a fort out of furniture and sheets. *yes this is dogfort*

-You want a hiking or traveling buddy....anyone want to hike Mt. Sneffels with me in May?

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