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sirfunkytown

50 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 31–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm playing music for most of my living. Most of my plans involve making connections with better players than myself.
Also, I'm always trying to find ways of increasing my own autonomy in this business.
Other than that , I meditate , I practice, I spend time at the gym.
Ok, I don't actually meditate that much, I'd like to do it more though.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing music
Arguing
Falling in love too quickly
Springing for coffee.
Scaling walls like a ninja.
Remembering the lyrics to songs by the B52's (strangely, ONLY the B52's)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'll ask around....
Probably my height and my slight Scottish accent.
Currently I have a cyst on my right eyebrow that's kinda hard to ignore.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Winnie the Pooh
Sly and the Family Stone
The Blues Brothers
Anything by Sam Harris
Breaking Bad
Diced Avacados with Pico de Gallo and hot sauce
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music (mainly because it pays my rent)
Black Pepper ( the undisputed king of seasonings)
A good black suit (white shirt, bright red tie)
My guitar ( old stratocaster )
My friends.
the Gym (boxing )
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ways to make better music
Ways to make money making that better music
How to act less like a chimp and more like a human
How to carry my self through this world with openness and compassion, while staying ahead of those that would see those traits as weakness
Sex( this should actually be at the top of the list)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually on a stage somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'll answer any questions you have.
But I suppose I can admit that I'm a fairly terrible speller. If it wasn't for spellcheck I would be in trouble.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You understand that an online dating profile, no matter how detailed , can't tell you much of anything about how a person makes you feel.
A man is NOT a pair of nice boots.