I have: no drugs, no prison time, no stalker ex's, no back support, all my teeth, a drivers license..

My 7 yr old daughter lives with me and my 16 yr old twins come over on weekends, less and less as they get older though. I really like a night out with karaoke, shooting pool, a couple of drinks and friends. My ideal "relaxation night" is a pizza, a few movies, maybe a bonfire. I love bonfires but don't get the chance very often anymore, also,.. camping, yard sales, and taking the kids to the beach.

I'm one of the directors at a counseling agency. I'm remodeling my house but it's more of a hobby than a project I guess...

Just adopted a puppy.. she's pretty cool.

let's see.. I'm good at fixing stuff that's broke or falling apart and making french toast. :)

I like shooting pool, It's probably best described as being a pool ninja and in my head I'm good at karaoke.

My humor probably..

The Princess bride movie cracks me up. I just watched that Battleship movie and it was awesome. I like sci-fi and witty tv shows like house and Justified.
Pizza is my favorite food, I like sushi rolls too.. well anything except okra, asparagus and cooked cabbage.

Monkeys, ninjas, duct tape, contact lenses, tucks medicated pads, melons, roller skates.. is that 7?

Lol, no probably netflix, pizza, phone, job, pool, people (friends, family etc)

Lol..

Home with kids or shooting pool.

The fact that I know the following:
When all of my dishes are washed and out of the dishwasher.. they don't fit in the cabinets.
That if you put a wet sock in the dryer it gets more wrinkles out during the re-dry phase of unfolded clean laundry.

I think I invented the word slydogchickmoves but I'm not for sure.

I don't even attempt to order coffee because I don't know what half of those words mean.

if you're fun to talk to, not all caught up on spelling or grammer, and want me to reply.

Oh, if you're shy and don't know what to say... just email me the word "Bullwinkle". I'll take that as code for "I don't know how to start this conversation", and I'll take the lead :D