sirtomkaye
35 Bettendorf, IA
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My self-summary
I don't wanna write a self summary, but for some reason this thing won't update my shit unless I do this thing. So, I guess I will write this here in this box like jobber so that it will update my other shit that I kinda wanted to update. I hope this is informative for those other people out there that wanna update their shit.

Thank You.

I am eccentric, conceited, and confused
What I’m doing with my life
Not what I should be. (Seriously, should you be judging me?)
Trying to head out to Seattle (not sure what will happen there).
I’m really good at
most things. I like to see myself as the joker card. I can be anything you need at the time. I am a jack of all trades and a master of none....so the saying goes.
The first things people usually notice about me
My intelligence and abilities....followed quickly by my insecurities.
The six things I could never do without
What I like to call the 6 S's. As long as I have three I am doing alright. Smokes, shelter, sustenance, sleep, sex, and some form of substance so as to forget the other S's I don't have (usually Scotch).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the human condition. Peoples' day to day lives and the bigger picture. Philosophy mainly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Concocting my plans to conquer the known world and perhaps drinking to excess?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cried at the end of Braveheart and numerous other independent movies; but I am still a man..to some extent.
You should message me if
you are looking to be treated right by a romantically oriented man, or perhaps you are off your meds and just want a somewhat normal man that doesn't conspire with the 7th dimensional demons that plague the moon of Io with the intention of crippling the present system of social security.
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