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sirtomkaye

34 M Bettendorf, IA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't wanna write a self summary, but for some reason this thing won't update my shit unless I do this thing. So, I guess I will write this here in this box like jobber so that it will update my other shit that I kinda wanted to update. I hope this is informative for those other people out there that wanna update their shit.

Thank You.

I am eccentric, conceeded, and confused
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not what I should be. (Seriously, should you be judging me?)
Trying to head out to Seattle (not sure what will happen there).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
most things. I like to see myself as the joker card. I can be anything you need at the time. I am a jack of all trades and a master of none....so the saying goes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My intelligence and abilities....followed quickly by my insecurities.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
What I like to call the 6 S's. As long as I have three I am doing alright. Smokes, shelter, sustenance, sleep, sex, and some form of substance so as to forget the other S's I don't have (usually Scotch).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the human condition. Peoples' day to day lives and the bigger picture. Philosophy mainly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Concocting my plans to conquer the known world and perhaps drinking to excess?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cried at the end of Braveheart and numerous other independent movies; but I am still a man..to some extent.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are looking to be treated right by a romantically oriented man, or perhaps you are off your meds and just want a somewhat normal man that doesn't conspire with the 7th dimensional demons that plague the moon of Io with the intention of crippling the present system of social security.