›› SISTER.CHARLATAN.
"I bear witness to an ugly reality
I won't blink for the pure satisfaction
As beauty fights with perfection
Tape my eyes open for the oncoming storm."

I never know what to write in these boxes, but I'll give it a try. I'm a pretty simple person, not hard to please at all. All I want is a good laugh with some great company. I can joke about several things but also be totally serious when the mood calls for it. I just moved to Calgary from Ottawa, so I'm still not exactly knowledgeable with the area though I do try to get out..

I'm not really caught up on 'new' things. Sure electronics and what not... but fashion and music, not so much. I've been told I've got an old soul -- reincarnation, much? Haha just kidding. I tend to get along better with older crowds because I find it hard to relate to people my age (unless we share the same difficulty with this! haha). However I do love my blackberry...:)...

I don't drink, smoke, do drugs.. none of that. Please respect that and I'll respect you in turn.

Despite all of the above, I am quite the people person. I love to make people laugh and I love to laugh as well! There's nothing I love more than some good food and awesome friends -- let's hope this site works out for me!

I'm a sucker for skylines, 1940's-1950's, 1980's, animals, horror movies, baking, concerts, hang outs, adventure, adrenaline, road trips, guitar hero and/or rock band, theater, halloween, macabre, big hair, water!, creative tattoos, .. I'll add more when I think of more haha..

Seriously trying to figure this out, I go back and forth between three ideas and I'm not sure. Perhaps I'll take up all 3 and juggle it? That could be interesting...

Listening, making people laugh, making a fool out of myself

my band shirts, eyes, big hair.. and I guess if I'm being a dork, that too.

MUSIC: metallica, bleeding through, oingo boingo, testament, w.a.s.p., megadeth, michael jackson, the sisters of mercy, guns n' roses, danny elfman, kreator, anthrax, pantera, destruction, the beach boys, alice cooper, the birthday massacre, helloween, at the gates, iced earth, the cure, judas priest, faith no more, misfits, stray cats, the smiths, annihilator, the beatles, dio, motley crue, overkill, mr. bungle, rancid, ozzy osbourne, civet, dimmu borgir, murderdolls, skid row, morrissey, slayer, eazy-e, n.w.a, down, bauhaus, nuclear assault, iron maiden, frank sinatra, mortal sin...etcetc

MOVIES: weekend at the waldorf, above and beyond, come live with me, carnival of souls, the brain that wouldn't die, night of the living dead, rear window, return of the living dead, breakfast club, my name is bruce, cloverfield, rambo series, rocky series...etcetc

BOOKS: slash, the dirt, fred astaire biography, clark gable biography, harry potter series

FOOD: club sandwiches, pizza, chicken stirfry

TV: GLEE, Grey's Anatomy, Mad Men

music
movies
blackberry
music
movies
my pets

.. way too much time, thinking about Life. Boo.

Always watching a movie. I don't care if it's lame.. all the good horror movies are on!

I want to be in a Grease musical!

You're interesting.. we have things in common.. yadda yadda

But if you're going to message me.. try something other than 'what's up' or 'hows it goin'... that's so boring! I'm on the computer checking my messages, what do you expect for an answer!

Winks are cop-outs.