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32 San Antonio, TX Man


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  • Ages 26–32
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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
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Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
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English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm a loc'd-out, gangsta set trippin' banger, blatantly overusing song lyrics with malice aforethought. For fun I like to hurl myself bodily out of various aircraft with a full combat load ('MURICA!).

I'm one of those Tom Slick brothers who thinks he can get by on good looks, a wink, and a smile.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to make it in the world. I just got into a sales position, which is definitely out of my usual comfort zone of splicing wires and turning wrenches. (Update: back to turning wrenches for Boeing in San Antonio.) My side gig is hanging out with some of the most professional, dedicated, and downright friendly group of killers I've ever met.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can light a cigarette with a can of coke and a chocolate bar.

Not succumbing to your pelvic sorcery.

I'm also the guy that will remember what you were wearing the first time we met, even years down the road.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is that I assuredly possess a marked propensity for sesquipedalian locquaciousness.

I'm that privileged cis/het white male that tumblr warned you about.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My knowledge of biological transmogrification is only out-matched by my zest for kung fu treachery.

I like to relax and chill with some Devildriver.

Also, I was there the day Horus slew the Emperor.

I'm getting clear of abby-nay, kul, and hazar-ho.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Definitely when I'm working on digital art and I've got the pencils and inks done and I'm working on the color and then my computer goes tango uniform... it helps me grow as a person.

I-45. I love how no matter what highway I'm on, everything slows to an absolute crawl around I-45. I use the time spent in traffic practicing calming exercises.

The big 3. When God Himself works out, he powerlifts.

A needle bouncing at redline.

Grease-stained hands and a sweaty brow. This is usually accompanied by a good bit of profanity and an affectionate disgust for my car.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
It would be worth his posse beating me to a pulp to smash Chris Brown in the face. With a brick.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
willing to karaoke, but only if it's "Let's Make Music Together" from All Dogs Go to Heaven. Just kidding, I'll sing anything. I have the voice of an angel. I sang in a Roman cathedral once, and a statue of St. Michael wept.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sometimes wear glasses with lenses that are so thick, if I look up on a sunny day, I burn holes in my shirt. I'm pretty blind.

Also, I have a handcuff key on my keyring.

...I just poked myself in the eye trying to slap a mosquito.
You should message me if
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You have a dog. Like, seriously. I had to give mine away when I moved here, and I miss them so, so much. It would also help if you had a julienne slicer I could borrow. Or you want a running partner.

If you think paratroopers are sexy.

If you can accurately sing along to "Here and Now" by Letters to Cleo.

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