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25 Oakland, CA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Mar 26
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body type
Capricorn, and it matters a lot
Open relationship
English (Fluently), Spanish

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My self-summary
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my charm carries over a ton better in person. i don't really know how to talk to people on these fucking things.

queer. xicana.
capricorn sun/libra rising/scorpio moon.

i do a thing or two w my main squeeze, anna--sf.

i am convinced there is a drake song that corresponds to each & every one of my emotions.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i do a lot of cool (dumb) shit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- spending money i don't have to go to a show in a city that i probably can't afford to drive to.
- getting made fun of.
- changing lyrics in songs to fit the current dumb thing i'm doing.
- calling people out.
- punching hella problematic white people.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my gay ass haircut.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books are great. (i've never read anything by bukowski, vonnegut, kerouac, whoever the fuck is supposed to be cool. oh, and catcher in the rye is fucking terrible). movies are things i usually watch when i have more than a hour to kill. i only watch tv via netflix bc tvs are expensive. MAC & CHEESE and PIZZA are the only food i need.

music: any 80's & 90's r&b/freestyle will always get an infinite amount of plays by me. beyoncé is god.

as far as bands go: aye nako, hop along, fucking dyke bitches, rocket from the crypt, sleater-kinney, songs for moms, blackbird raum, hail seizures, high dive, pinback, rvivr, cheap girls, cursive, defiance ohio, bratmobile, the softies, paul baribeau, sharkpact, bomb the music industry!, the thermals, good luck, andrew jackson jihad, star fucking hipsters, minus the bear, broken social scene, joyce manor & lemuria.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- my bed.
- mac & cheese.
- feelings.
- pizza.
- my car, margot.
- my transcendent sense of fucking humor.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- where the fuck i put my keys last because i always seem to lose them.
- if what i have to do next requires pants.
- mac & cheese.
- decolonizing feminism.
- cute people.
- what the universe has in store for me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
i'm usually trying to convince my friends that they should either:

a) come out to a shitty dive bar with me so i can immerse them in the ridiculous stories of my day and/or life while i try not to spill my stella artois (because the only fancy thing about me is that i drink stella artois) all over my face.

or b) go to a show with me to see a band they probably don't like, but make them go because i reiterate the fact that they most likely don't have anything better to do besides watch old episodes of pretty little liars on netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i am a diehard sports fan. secret's out: i'm not punx.
You should message me if
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- yr a (q)poc. it is surprisingly hard to get away from white people in oakland.
- you have a high tolerance for brattiness.
- you wanna drink whiskey w me.
- you don't suck.

- yr white and dumpster.
- yr white and have dreads.
- you think reverse racism is actually a thing.
- you proudly call yrself an "ally."
- you don't like drake or beyoncé.
- yo, but freal if yr white, honestly just don't.