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sixthdeclension

22 Evanston, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:35pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I don't believe in breakfast* or Santa Claus, but I play along with kids who believe in both.

I'm looking for cool people who want to meet or be friends. I need more people to have fun with in my life. Be on our bar trivia team please, especially if you know pop culture.

*I love breakfast food. I don't usually want breakfast food at breakfast time.
What I’m doing with my life
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After graduating with my B.S., I decided it was a great idea to not be an engineer. Instead I spend my time trying to find something fulfilling and kicking ass at bar trivia.
I’m really good at
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Scrabble
The first things people usually notice about me
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Lately, that my earbuds are alternating between country anthems and acid rap.

I'm singing along to both, no matter the location.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't have the patience or large enough chunks of time for novels. I'll devour short stories, articles, and plays. Just nerdy enough to read scientific journals.

I listen to podcasts more than I read. My Brother My Brother and Me, Comedy Bang Bang, Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, and Stuff You Missed in History Class are some of my favorites.

I care more about composition and cinematography than plot. "can you marry a wes anderson movie" may appear in my google search history.

My taste in television can really be summed up into "Is Aaron Sorkin involved?" I enjoy some janky reality tv, Community, and True Detective.

The O'My's, Chance the Rapper, Gary Clark Jr, Death Cab for Cutie

Cheese on everything, olives are gross. My slow cooker and I have a not-so-hidden love affair and my favorite part of summer is grilling again. You can find me on a roof with a steak and some flames.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
which key change in Beyonce's "Love on Top" pushed it over the edge
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
rooftop drinking, turning down tequila shots to continue my whiskey
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If I start walking the wrong direction on the road I have to walk into a building instead of just turning around, for fear of judging myself too harshly.
You should message me if
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you're okay with the fact that I cook my french toast in bacon grease