Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Pokemon Master from 1998-2002, active tea drinker and crossword
puzzler. I play guitar and ukulele, learning the violin and
mandolin. I fucking love cuddling and I'm the chillest motherfucker
you'll ever meet.
Most recently described as a "delightful, kind, talented, classy,
distracted, fascinating, unique, confident, sweet, intelligent,
appealing guy who is occasionally a son of a bitch"
If you have a weak sense of humor, turn away now.
What I’m doing with my life
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Refreshing the main page of OKCupid.
I’m really good at
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Making music, cooking, making tea, drinking tea, being a
I'll make you an omelette that'll knock your fucking socks off. I
don't fuck around in the kitchen. Give me an idea and I'll put it
on a plate.
And my voice box is versatile. Ask me to sing "I'll Make a Man Out
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I look like one of those guys who's a total fucking prickbag,
but deep down just wants to be loved and has a heart of gold.
And I have a beard. Chicks dig beards. And if you don't you're a
lesbian. End of story.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't let the media control me. I'm not brainwashed. I don't give
a fuck which celebrity is having a baby and who's cheating on
whoever with a hooker.
Some of my favourite movies are "Take Me Home Tonight", "Liar
Liar", "The Producers", "Garden State", "Super", "Inception",
"Aladdin", "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World", and "Eternal Sunshine of
the Spotless Mind".
I don't read. That doesn't make me stupid, I just don't enjoy
reading. I do read the news though, so excuse me.
Jack Johnson, Circa Survive, Iron and Wine, Deathcab for Cutie,
Dashboard Confessional, Bayside, Queen, Paramore, The Passenger,
Jack's Mannequin, Yellowcard, and Brand New.
Dubstep is pretty chill. Wubwubwub? Fuck yes. Put it in my
Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Scrubs, and Doctor Who. Although I feel
like it isn't worth mentioning this because who doesn't love this
George Carlin and Louis CK are hilarious. Suck a bag of dicks and
blow it out your ass.
Favourite food? Anything that's delicious. It'd be easier to name
what I don't like to eat, which I can't think of.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-my cellular mobile device
-my musical instruments/music
-sleep (I can sleep anywhere)
-self expression, see item 3
-my best friends
-breaking the rules
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having fun. Doing whatever I want. I'm not into partying but I
still have fun. Not everything needs to involve alcohol.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't shave my armpits. Or my legs. Au natural, bitches. If you
can't handle that then you ain't a real woman.
You should message me if
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You're still reading this because my profile wasn't vague or
insulting enough to make you press the back button.
You want to make banana pancakes and pretend like it's the weekend.
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