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25 Hamtramck, MI Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 3
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Kinda odd in an endearing way.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wishing i lived on a tropical island...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
doing funny voices, making people laugh, getting drunk at hockey games, cooking, yelling at strangers. looking stupid in pictures, getting boners in church, finding cat videos on youtube, and watching netflix until my eyes bleed.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My huge muscles. [satire]
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anything Chuck Palahniuk <(things girls say)

Movies: Pulp Fiction, Beetlejuice, Groundhog Day, Ghost Busters, Star Wars, Team America World Police, Tombstone, Ect...

Shows: Ren & Stimpy, SpoungeBob, Rocko's Modern Life, The Sarah Silverman Program, Arrested Development , It's Always Sunny, Star Trek Next Generation, Louie, Wilfred, Ect...

Music: System of a Down, The Misfits, Primus, The Presidents of the United States of America, Alice in Chains, Tool, Rusko, Flux Pavillion, Cab Calloway.

Food: Sushi, Mexican, Italian, Thai, Chinese, Polish, German... Honestly ill try anything once!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A job
2. A car
3. My friends
4. Pants (mainly for legal reasons)
5. My hair (mainly for dating reasons)
6. My glasses (mainly for depth perception)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can better myself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my friends, going to the bar or the casino, going to shows, but sometimes I do nothing and just play video games all night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes when I get in and out of my car I accidentally sit on my balls... :(
You should message me if
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You want to talk about all the nature and ecology documentaries you've seen on Netflix.