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31 Olympia, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 27
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Dropped out of two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm sarcastic, and I curse a fair bit ...

I have spent most of my life out of relationships. I've been in a few, but not many. I have a very hard time meeting people in general let alone girls. Most of the friends I have I met through an Ex, and the one's I didn't meet there her I met through the one's I met through her.

I'm awkward, and I have a hard time expressing my emotions in a honest way. I am great at expressing somebody else's emotions. I can write emotional characters when I write ... but I don't understand what is going on in my own head.

I am smart, but I am also kind of stupid. I can make intuitive leaps without all the information that tend to be correct, but when I have all the information I will draw incorrect conclusions.

I think science is amazing, but I have no patience for it. I would rather spend 8 hours reading fiction than 20 minions watching a documentary.

I think feet are gross and weird, you will never ever see me without socks on. (I only take them off for the shower, I will remove them for sex, but only if asked to do so.) The only way you'll get me to give you a foot rub is if I know you just washed your feet AND you wear socks as well.

I like to pretend that I'm somebody else, whether it be in a video game (all PC here) or a table top roleplaying game (yes, like Dungeons and Dragons.)

I'm attracted to ditzy girls, but also to super smart girls.

I do not really have a type, no two girls I've dated have been similar in looks or personality. I like quiet girls, and loud girls. I have a really hard time initiating contact on here. Partly because I've had all of 2 responses to the various messages I've sent.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, trying to enjoy myself when I'm not working.
I’m really good at
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Awkward silence. And messaging girls a day or two before they deactivate their OkCupid profile
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my Mohawk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Asimov, Niven, Pournelle, Carde, S.A. Corey
Movies: Sci-fi, action, comedy, drama, anything really.
Shows: I've recently found that I like live theatre and want to see more of it. Shakespeare.
Music: Indie rock, pop rock, pop, pop punk... lady gaga, and nicki minaj. My tastes in music ranges from really good, to why the hell do i like this. Va va voom is a great song.
Food: Mexican, Italian, Hamburgers
TV: Fringe, Red Dwarf, House, Castle, almost human, more. I watch a lot of tv shows. All streamed or downloaded off the net though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) computer
2) tablet
3) three's.
4) air.
5) candy
6) good food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Strange idea's for books ... like a novel about a young woman born into a galactic society where everything in the galaxy has a shared conscience, and how she's born unable to tap into this ... and that she must find a way to live in a society where she is essential blind deaf, and mute.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home watching playing video games and watching a movie or show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I pluck my eyebrows.
You should message me if
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You know why May the Fourth is important.
You like geeks.
Staying in to watch Doctor Who sound fun.
You like dudes with lots of t shirts.