If you read nothing else, please read this:
* I am married. I am polyamorous. I am non-monogamous. I am in an open relationship. If you are looking for someone single, or your answers to questions indicate you're against open relationships, anything beyond friendship is unlikely.
* I am full up on relationships right now, so I am primarily interested in friendship.
* If your opening message is something similar to 'hi' or 'how are you?' with nothing else, I'm probably not going to reply. Especially if your profile is blank or sparse.
* I desire conversation with substance (i.e., more than small talk), and if you're not willing to do your part, I'll stop replying.
* If you want a one night stand, move on.
The rest of my profile:
I am married to Xquitz. He's super great and I love him to bits. We're polyamorous and have a non-monogamous and open relationship. I am not looking to replace him, and he clearly knows I'm here (we link to each other's profiles). I'm also involved with a couple other folks, so I'm polysaturated right now. I'm open to making new friends.
I'm introverted and eccentric, a contradiction and constantly changing. Compassionate and mischievous. Strong-willed and bratty. I'm a fire sign, a metal element, a (recovering) perfectionist, and empathetic. I am analytically random and disinclined to be boxed in or obligated to do anything that isn't a Hell Yes for me.
I'm a curvy BBW. Weight has been a lifelong challenge, and while I am actively working on it, I'm doing so for me and me alone. I am fairly comfortable in my skin, and those in my life accept me exactly as I am. If you have an issue with it, kindly move along.
I love flirting. My sense of humor is wicked, sarcastic and twisted mixed with cute and sweet. The more comfortable I am, the less likely my TMI filter is in place. I joke with my sister that I'm decent for about ten minutes, once a month. I swear fairly often, though I can clean up my language when necessary.
Few people render me speechless, and I'm usually impressed by those who do. I am not easily surprised, nor offended, though my willingness to tolerate asshatery is pretty low.
I rarely discuss politics or religion. I lean liberal. I have settled into being spiritual.
I am heteroflexible (somewhere between straight and bisexual), and in kink terms, I'm a masochistic switch with sadistic tendencies. I can be found on Fet as dreamlikeme.