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33 M McLean, VA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 28–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 30
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Ancient Greek (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Jeff. I actually like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. Unless it's a cold rain. Then I prefer cider.

I like waking up not suspecting what my hair has planned.

I kind of like being connected with current events... Okay, not really. Whenever I go online to read about some riot I end up looking at pics of baby meerkats or something. Not rioting, just being adorable. Meerkats are current, though. Meerkats are so now.

I like speaking in song lyrics for no particular reason.

I really like when I'm shopping for produce and the sprinklers turn on and artificial thunder plays over the speakers.

I like traveling, but left to myself I prefer to be at home with friends.

I love connecting with others -- In the process of learning about them, I learn about myself.

I'm not looking for a one night stand. I'm not looking for my soulmate. I'm just looking for someone I really like.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In my long career I've built software for Rosetta Stone, Ubisoft, the Natural History museum, the Chicago Bears, the SF 49ers, and the Supreme Court. Now I'm joining a startup. Ask me if you're curious.

I have degrees in computers and linguistics. I don't like studying computers outside of work, but I do like studying language.

Some people go running for an hour a day. I play guitar.

I don't pretend to have my life all figured out. And I peer suspiciously at those who do.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Going with the flow, making music, ingesting music and art, pretending to care, actually caring.

Loading the dishwasher. I've been known to spend five minutes rearranging every single thing just to fit that last dish. But it will fit.

Being a good sport.

Laughing at people. In a friendly way. Including myself.

Oh, and suddenly spacing out! I know that doesn't sound impressive, but w
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I look like Daniel Faraday from Lost. People confronted me in stores, restaurants, everywhere. It was intense. The day after he died everyone shook their heads sadly at me, and I felt terrible. Or just off, like in TNG when someone gets stuck in a "phase shift"... Every other episode it seems like.

Spoiler alert about Dr. Faraday: He dies. But the statute of limitations is up. Seriously.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Reading: Mystery, Psychology, Fantasy, Poetry, and books with lots of puns in them.

Read Recently: The Little Prince; Foundation / Asimov; Blood Rites / Jim Butcher; Rithmatist / Brandon Sanderson
Reading Now: Staying Alive: Real Poems for Unreal Times; Song of Susannah / Stephen King; Steelheart / Brandon Sanderson

Musicians: Led Zeppelin Collective Soul Tom Petty Foo Fighters Queen Frank Sinatra Claude Debussy
Other Songs I Love: The Heart is Hard to Find / Jimmy Eat World; Karla with a K / The Hooters; When You Were Young / The Killers; Vienna / Billy Joel; Wish You Were Here / Pink Floyd; America / Simon and Garfunkel; Barlights / Fun; Little Wing / Jimi Hendrix; Ride On / AC/DC; Sympathy for the Devil / The Rolling Stones; The House That Heaven Built / Japandriods; Timelines / Motion City Soundtrack; The Rainbow Connection / Kermit the Frog

(Also any song from a Disney movie)

Movies and Shows:Indiana Jones The Incredibles The Librarian Aladdin Star Wars Back to the Future The Princess Bride Clue Monsters, Inc. Monty Python's Flying Circus Psych The Big Bang Theory Quantum Leap Community Whose Line Is It Anyway? Avatar: The Last Airbender Archer Cowboy Bebop Agatha Christie's Poirot Midsomer Murders New Girl HIMYM

Food: Hummus, smoked Gouda, and blueberry tea.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Music and poetry
- True friends and interesting people
- Animals and the outdoors
- Thinking and feeling... You may take this for granted, but for me it's a little like patting your head and rubbing your belly
- That beep that tells me where my car is.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You know a distinguished professor created the Vampire language for Blade? Sure, that happens I guess. But she died in 2000 and her notes were lost. Another professor had to reconstruct it for Blade II. Weird.

Some people look way more attractive when they put on glasses and other people look less attractive. I've never worn them, so I guess they kind of fascinate me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
with my favorite people.

Socially I most enjoy hiking, board games, music, and conversation. Intellectual debate is fun, but my favorite talks happen when two people connect over the nitty-gritty of life.

Skaktafl is Old Norse for chess. You may wonder if I'm any good at chess. I'm almost passable.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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After years of trying, I've decided I'm not actually a geek. Please don't tell my friends or coworkers.

If you mentioned a song on your okc profile, I probably listened to it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
we might connect. I love music. If you message me with a song I haven't heard, I *will* listen to it. Yeah, I know... Could be a bad idea, but I trust ya. That's how we are, you and I.

If you're looking to date basically a sexy border collie, we should get along famously.