I am fairly famous. You might have seen me on TV, namely on the Animal Planet's series "Monsters Inside Me" as well as Discovery's "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant".
My official abbreviated self summary is the following: Deep inside I am a little girl living in the big wide universe. I am the ideal mix of both worlds as I am a combo of two separate, yet beautifully fused, entities existing on two different planes. (This is actually a riddle, for astral travelers.)
For a living, I combine pleasure with business: I write poems, novels and short screenplays on topics such as paranormal romance including vampires, shifters, mermaids, fae, angels, dragons, ghosts, sprites, leprechauns, and similar profitable figures these days. Due to increasing popularity of BDSM, I have also started focusing on sexual and perverse sagas involving whips, chains and strap-ons.
I'm plainly gorgeous in real life and you should be as well. This is not negotiable. Outer beauty is where it's at. Furthermore, I'm a khunt. If that's your thing, you've arrived at the right place. Now sit back and take it all in.
I truly feast on this lovefest that is online dating buffet. I'll milk it until the cows come home. I am a true believer of many things and some of those are LTR and BLT. I dig stuffed mushrooms, a variety of pu pu platters, and the Disney movie Eraserhead. Lastly but not leastly, I am a gastronomer and a poet: In my fun spare time I love to daydream and float in space, diving into the vast deep purple haze. *
*A courtesy outline was provided to me by Okcupid to write this first and foremost paragraph for which I am grateful.
Now in Sanskrit:
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir. Ce qui se passera aux calendes grecques.