well, people always tell me i am a real stand up guy. i think of my self being a very gentle and loving person. people tell me i am a total fruitcake. i love insects and most amphibians. on my weekends i go to the city and mustache hunting. there are some pretty phenomenal ones in the city. one or two times a week i seek out the pickle based life-forms. they are a rare species. well that's it for now. maybe more some other time.

i am trying to become an bunny rabbit poacher. always eating my lettuce in my garden. how is a man supposed survive without his lettuce. i sometimes try to make moonshine in the woods down near the river bank. i paint lots of pictures of tupac cause as you know from my pictures hes my idol.

skinning my rabbits i catch eating all my lettuce. knitting my own sweater vests is a must. having intelligent conversations at the bowling alley. that's really all i'm good at. maybe more some other time.

my deep voice for my size.

harry potter. (all of them)
tupac resurrected. (R.I.P.) much love tupac.
i love lucy
well obviously tupac.
fried chicken and biscuits. (my favorite)

my tupac hoodie.
my swiss army knife.
my garden of lettuce and my gardening hat.
dr. pepper.
my Indian Jones satchel with whip.
my moccasins.

who really shot tupac. was it you biggie? shawn combs? fess up! when i'm not thinking about that i spend my days thinking about how they make those little things on the ends of shoe laces.

attending AA meetings. (assholes anonymous) i sometimes could be a total asshole.

i still take bubble baths.

you're looking for a good time.