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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'm an INTJ with resting asshole face so if I'm not focused on you there's a very good chance you'll think I'm a robot. I can neither confirm nor deny. I have a horrible propensity for black humor and run-on sentences. If you can get past all that, you'll discover that in all actuality I'm kind of a jerk but not in a mean-spirited way.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working for the man, day to day.
Now that the weather's getting a bit better I'm picking up disc golf as a hobby, which is like regular golf but cheaper to smash in frustration, and also rock climbing because it'll either be a good workout or a great obituary.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening. Try me.

I'm also an excellent cook. The fire chief says it gets better every time he has to come here.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I look like someone you know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite book is whatever I'm reading right now. Currently Fragile Things by Neil Gaiman, but obviously it changes on a fairly rapid schedule. Mostly I read fantasy and sci-fi and Dave Barry books. Autumn Christian is worth checking out.
Movies: The Big Lebowski is a perennial favorite. Other than that, I'm big on low-budget horror movies and introspective sci-fi. Also shark-anything.
Shows: I don't watch a lot of TV, don't have the time, but if it's colorful and animated I'm probably there. No I'm not high right now.
Music: Punk rock mostly, when I bother to plug in the MP3 player. I also listen to alt and heavy metal. Plus the Lonely Island because I'm a nerd.
Food: I will eat almost anything besides fish. Don't read too much into that. I also put habanero sauce on probably more stuff than I should. I'm a decent cook and so if I find a recipe that looks interesting I'll make it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My laptop, coffee, and probably four other things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Deep thoughts. They might or might not be by Jack Handey. World domination, fluffy animals, whatever it is I'm procrastinating on at the moment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hunting children for sport. It's The Least Dangerous Game.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think I've embarrassed myself enough already.
You should message me if
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You have a compliment or criticism, or feel like debating almost anything. Please note: I'm sure this will make me sound like an asshole, but I'm staunchly childfree and I have enough kids in my life. If you have them I'm sure they're wonderful but I don't want to mee them.