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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 29-37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:25pm
Relationship Type
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Judaism and laughing about it
Working on Post grad
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I like my tea piping hot with two tablespoons of sarcasm and live like a big boy (sans roomie).

I'm a globe-trotter (55 countries and counting) and I've wrapped around the world about 5 times.

Enter at your own risk; I'm a handful (but worth it!)

Happy Hunting!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Management at a boutique international pharma industry consulting firm.

Working full-time, adjunct professor-ating most of the year, and knocking out a PhD program part-time.

For "fun" - Getting into the CrossFit craze, triathlon training, relearning French, and online dating (naturally).



I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Snarkiness, impartiality, and the subtle artform of being "fashionably late".

Also, strangely enough, empathy.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My boobs. Hah! Made you look!

P.S. My eyes are up HERE.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Dystopian futures for pleasure and economics for school.

Movies - Indies, especially dark comedies. We all know that the boy doesn't always get the girl.

Music - Everything but "new country", because that's just pop music with tractors.

Food - Anything but onions.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Stinky cheese
2) Delicious Bourbon
3) Gratuitous amounts of graduate education
4) Online dating (duh)
5) Two passports so I can go to Israel AND the rest of the MEA countries
6) Punctuation (Preferably two spaces after every period)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1) Male décolletage; how much is appropriate for the professional work place?

2) How to make sure the things I love doing in life don't occur on an infrequent basis.

3) How to get the hell out of dodge for my next vacation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking, sleeping....and rocking out to the hits of the 80s, 90s, AND TODAY!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I recently learned that romantic comedy is shortened to "romcom", not "rocom". Apparently I've been talking about robot comedies all these years...fml
You should message me if
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* You're a little non-traditional
* You're down with playing strip Mario Kart
* You try to "learn" every damn day
* You understand allocative efficiency
* You aren't just looking for sex (OK, I hope you're laughing at this one too)