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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 19
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Irish (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I'm just a Benny looking for his Joon and for the right one. I'll be willing to walk a thousand miles."

"Her words were the hammer that struck my anvil heart, with my own as the blade forged in the end." Me

Ok so first off I am not here for hook ups or to be your Fwb. I'm looking for that special one that can will complete me. You know like the Harley Quinn to my Joker. That companion that will happily hold my box of matches and help me set this world on fire one blazing moment at a time.

Though I might be a bit rough arround the eddges I'm genuine and i mean what i say. I cant stand lying or liers plus im horrible at it. And just because I might bring up sex a bit. It doesn't mean that's all I want. I'm just an honest and gutter minded guy that enjoys making my chick blush is all. Lol though only if youll let me if you don't like it I'll have no problem keeping my comments to myself.

So with that said I give you this warning. I am not one for the faint of heart, prude, unadventures or the mono-styleistic in bedroom. Being a dead fish in bed makes what could be tottaly ostentasious and fun into a boring and mundane act. Might aswell just stay single and jerk off.

Though this may be long winded its not even the tip of the iceberg. So sit back get a bit cozy and enjoy the weird and one of a kind.... Me. :-)

So where to start how about. Salutations, the names Luke and I'm one of the coolest guys I know and everybody needs a friend like me. But hey I'm not one to carry an ego arround though I am pretty damn awesome. You only need to give me a chance. Well I'm a sponge for knowledge and any weird fact or tid bit that most find strange. I even went to school for ictheology and if you actually know what that is your half way to to having my heart. Lol I'm not really one for fashions or care to even try to be "hip" with the times. I have my own style and I like it that way. I've even made my own kilt and wear it frequently. But then I've also been known to run arround town in a towel. Lol So what? I'm really just more of a cassual kinda guy. Comfort is key in life right?

So hey lets cut the shit. I've grown quite tired of the fake, game playing, ignorant, brainless, no care for anyone else's well-being/feelings kind of people and its made me a bit hard walled to say the least. So if its playing games your into. Cool lets play a game of chess or even battle ship. Yeah battle ship would be awesome. Atleast in a game of chess or battle ship youll have a fair chance to show me that your not completly brain washed by society. So basically if your just not into being a faithful human beingbeing/companion. Then do us both a favor a without waisting anymore of our time just please and so kindly piss off.

I'm a science nerd, an art freak, a tinkerer and a crafter. I love to draw, do photography, paint, write poems, make chain maille and basically create how ever when ever and with what ever I can. I'm crafty. If I can imagine it there's a good chance I'll bring it into reality. I've worked in a diverse variety of different jobs from digging ditches, porn shops, t shirt screening, sign shops, oil patch and ive even been a pizza boy.

I'm an animal lover and I have a blind cat named Turkey who is totally awesome. But aquatics is my passion. Im a die hard fish enthusiast and hobbiest to the max and I've even started a small aquarium business from it. I personally have 8 tanks ranging from a 10g to 55g and I'm planning to build a 1000g plus in the near future. Right now im trying to get an aquaponics system going aswell. Growing fresh organic fruits and veggies along with personally farmed fresh tilapia. Whats cooler than that and more ingenious? Lol

A daydreamer, a nut, a hopeless romantic and I'm easy to get along with. I March to the beat of my own drum and I refuse to go bah bah like a good Lil sheepy for the government. I'm a heart on my sleeve kinda guy that tends to stick his foot in his mouth more than I mean to. Its due to the fact that I lack a filter. Lol

"I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive, human, but with the heart of a clown that forces me to mess things up at the most important moments." -Jim Morrison.

When I'm in a relationship I'm devoted and true. I love good ink on a chick and I'm a pain junky all the way I have 9 tattoos and 13 peircings as of this moment with only more to come. I'm a ranter and a babbler. Sometimes a know it all and I'm always up for a great debate. But if I'm proven wrong I admit it. I've been beatin, broken, shattered and destroyed. Even told once that i was just too deep. What!? Shallow bitch. So honestly I've had a few really bad relationships that have left me more than a bit guarded and at times insecure even though there's no reason and I shouldn't be. It tends to make me try too hard to impress a chick I like. Not by being all cocky but by just trying to hard and showing to much attention to them so I've been told. I'm the real deal. Faithful, moral, honest, romantic, devoted and I can and will knock your socks off in bed. If it doesnt leave you wanting more its just poking arround and heavy petting. Im shy yes but more bashful. I some times might even stutter when talking to someone I really like.

So on and so on and so on. I tend to be a clutz and a space cadet more offten than not but i do it smoothly. So if your actually interested and wanna know some of the finer details of the twisted conundrum that is me. Just ask me. It never hurts to ask. I'm a really open guy that doesnt care what others think of me and I'm always willing to share any of many weird lil thoughts. Ill even give you a freebee just a small tid bit to give you a lil peek inside. "If I could have any super power it would be the ability to teleport." That would be awesome as shit! What would yours be?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to survive and enjoy everything as much as possible with out pissing off to many people in the process. Lol its harder than it seems. Other than that just needing arround and doing aquarium stuff. :-)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Keeping calm, chill, relaxed and collected. But I can also be a stress case aswell.
A natural insomniatic narcoleptic dyslexic one of a kind. Endearingly clumsy but crafty in my ways. I'll trip over a boulder but ill blame it on that lil pebble 10ft infront of me and laugh about it.
But listening, creating, compassion, poetry, reading people and creating things. From corsets, bikini tops, jewelry and even kink wear and bondage gear. In the words of a dear friend im a jack of all trades but a master of none. I just love working with my hands. If it has even the slightest bit of an artistic factor to it. Just watch me turn nothing in to awesomness.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My peircings or my tattoos or that I'm strangely abnormally normal with a twist of odd and original. That im wearing a kilt or that while wearing it when I sit I sometimes forget not to sit with my legs apart.

Quick with self analogies and a deep thinker. Usually inthralled in what ever has my attention at the moment. Have I mentioned I have ADD. What hi. :-D
But then that's just what I can think of. How about you take a look and fill me in on what you notice first. Don't be scared.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books are a toss up the dyslexia kinda kills that one for me but I try. Mainly if I can learn something from it ill read it. But I do like me some good fantasy/sifi.

Movies I love a good cheesy B rated horror flick but anything works. Commedies, stoner flicks, action and fantasy. Dramas are usually to boring and put me to sleep but there are some good ones out there. Willow, starwars, marvel movies even though they have butchered their original story lines, the crow, labyrinth, fifth element, resident evil, hangover due date and even more.

Music mostly metal, rock and whatever sounds good. Kinda hard to find now a days. A Lil country but no rap, pop or rnb. Shit, shit and snooz.

Food if it taste good ill eat it. Love sushi and Chinese but don't really care for beans and I hate artichokes gimme a brussle sprout.

TV Sports unless a big event is mostly boring. But then TV has its ups and Downs any great show can lose its appeal after it rerunns 5 or 6 times. Although I enjoy archer, family guy, thundercats, metalacolips, discovery, natgeo, science channel and anything that's seems interesting.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
SEX lol no I'm not a player or a man whore although they do call me duce from time to time I'm a faithful guy that has a great imagination and can be quite crafty with it too. ;-)

Sodas and energy drinks I'm a caffeine freak but don't really care for coffee much.

My fish they keep me calm, grounded and happy.

TP!!!! Man those college and roommate days sucked balls sometimes.

Good friends and family are one 1 and the same to me.

And my Droid I love to research any Lil weird thing.

6 things I can do without

Lying, fake people

People who say their down to earth but are more shallow than not.

People with the inability to think out side their own meager ways of thinking ie their minuscule Lil box.

Cockroaches their not just insects but people aswell. Judgmental fucktards.

Egotistical megalomaniacle napolion complex ridden Lil shitfucks that think they are better than you, me and everyone else that doesn't kiss their silver spoon fed asses. Just because the weakminded and easily influenced will do it doesn't mean shit when it comes down to me. So you want me to conform, ok I'll conform my foot in your ass.

And YOU if any of the above apply.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
To damn much! Hence the insomnia and the ADD. Lol
Mainly about how I can make an aquarium as maintenance free and easy as possible. Wondering if there really is a fairy-tale ending out there for myself.
The possibility of aliens and if their already among us.
And finally what my next tattoo or peircing will be and where it will go.
And of course my future. Where i will find myself then and where that will actually be. I love NM but wouldnt mind moving from here again and hopefully stay gone this time. lol
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What ever is clever. Stay home and watch a movie cuddled up, clean my tanks, do crafts, draw, go out and party or even play some cards or Dominoz with some good friends.
I'm an easy going kinda guy to say the least. And I'm up for almost anything usually. Just depends on the mood really.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Lmao!!! Well I call it my least kept best secret. Lol You know those 13 peircings I mentioned prior. Only eight of them are usually seen. If your brave ask me about them. Im not shy about it at all really. Lol

I've never had a one night stand cuz they've always hung arround after. No I'm not a sex God but I do know what I like and I bet I can find out what you like and take it to the moon.

Caution though I am a neck bitting, hair pulling, ass smacking, passionate lover and I've been known to leave my marks. But one thing though I'm very territorial and I will not tollerate another dude in my bed. Fuck that noise.
You should message me if
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Well if you've actually made it this far it was either for your personal amusement, your genuinely interested or just plain intrigued by the oddity that is me.
And if so send me a message even if its just to tell me I'm weird or the ugliest dude you've ever seen. If that's the case thank you, you've made me giggle again at yet another shallow twit. Lol
So don't be shy just say hi and in the end you may have made a new friend. I'm really a nice guy and ill only bite hard if you want me too. Lol. ;-)
I really would like someone that would be willing to go fly a kite with me. I have an awesome boxkite.
And if you do make it far enough to get past a few of my walls i can prove to you what a real night of romance is all about.
Or if you would rather my KIK user name is ekul9.