Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I'm just a Benny looking for his Joon and for the right one. I'll
be willing to walk a thousand miles."
"Her words were the hammer that struck my anvil heart, with my own
as the blade forged in the end." Me
Ok so first off I am not here for hook ups or to be your Fwb. I'm
looking for that special one that can will complete me. You know
like the Harley Quinn to my Joker. That companion that will happily
hold my box of matches and help me set this world on fire one
blazing moment at a time.
Though I might be a bit rough arround the eddges I'm genuine and i
mean what i say. I cant stand lying or liers plus im horrible at
it. And just because I might bring up sex a bit. It doesn't mean
that's all I want. I'm just an honest and gutter minded guy that
enjoys making my chick blush is all. Lol though only if youll let
me if you don't like it I'll have no problem keeping my comments to
So with that said I give you this warning. I am not one for the
faint of heart, prude, unadventures or the mono-styleistic in
bedroom. Being a dead fish in bed makes what could be tottaly
ostentasious and fun into a boring and mundane act. Might aswell
just stay single and jerk off.
Though this may be long winded its not even the tip of the iceberg.
So sit back get a bit cozy and enjoy the weird and one of a
kind.... Me. :-)
So where to start how about. Salutations, the names Luke and I'm
one of the coolest guys I know and everybody needs a friend like
me. But hey I'm not one to carry an ego arround though I am pretty
damn awesome. You only need to give me a chance. Well I'm a sponge
for knowledge and any weird fact or tid bit that most find strange.
I even went to school for ictheology and if you actually know what
that is your half way to to having my heart. Lol I'm not really one
for fashions or care to even try to be "hip" with the times. I have
my own style and I like it that way. I've even made my own kilt and
wear it frequently. But then I've also been known to run arround
town in a towel. Lol So what? I'm really just more of a cassual
kinda guy. Comfort is key in life right?
So hey lets cut the shit. I've grown quite tired of the fake, game
playing, ignorant, brainless, no care for anyone else's
well-being/feelings kind of people and its made me a bit hard
walled to say the least. So if its playing games your into. Cool
lets play a game of chess or even battle ship. Yeah battle ship
would be awesome. Atleast in a game of chess or battle ship youll
have a fair chance to show me that your not completly brain washed
by society. So basically if your just not into being a faithful
human beingbeing/companion. Then do us both a favor a without
waisting anymore of our time just please and so kindly piss
I'm a science nerd, an art freak, a tinkerer and a crafter. I love
to draw, do photography, paint, write poems, make chain maille and
basically create how ever when ever and with what ever I can. I'm
crafty. If I can imagine it there's a good chance I'll bring it
into reality. I've worked in a diverse variety of different jobs
from digging ditches, porn shops, t shirt screening, sign shops,
oil patch and ive even been a pizza boy.
I'm an animal lover and I have a blind cat named Turkey who is
totally awesome. But aquatics is my passion. Im a die hard fish
enthusiast and hobbiest to the max and I've even started a small
aquarium business from it. I personally have 8 tanks ranging from a
10g to 55g and I'm planning to build a 1000g plus in the near
future. Right now im trying to get an aquaponics system going
aswell. Growing fresh organic fruits and veggies along with
personally farmed fresh tilapia. Whats cooler than that and more
A daydreamer, a nut, a hopeless romantic and I'm easy to get along
with. I March to the beat of my own drum and I refuse to go bah bah
like a good Lil sheepy for the government. I'm a heart on my sleeve
kinda guy that tends to stick his foot in his mouth more than I
mean to. Its due to the fact that I lack a filter. Lol
"I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive, human, but with the
heart of a clown that forces me to mess things up at the most
important moments." -Jim Morrison.
When I'm in a relationship I'm devoted and true. I love good ink on
a chick and I'm a pain junky all the way I have 9 tattoos and 13
peircings as of this moment with only more to come. I'm a ranter
and a babbler. Sometimes a know it all and I'm always up for a
great debate. But if I'm proven wrong I admit it. I've been beatin,
broken, shattered and destroyed. Even told once that i was just too
deep. What!? Shallow bitch. So honestly I've had a few really bad
relationships that have left me more than a bit guarded and at
times insecure even though there's no reason and I shouldn't be. It
tends to make me try too hard to impress a chick I like. Not by
being all cocky but by just trying to hard and showing to much
attention to them so I've been told. I'm the real deal. Faithful,
moral, honest, romantic, devoted and I can and will knock your
socks off in bed. If it doesnt leave you wanting more its just
poking arround and heavy petting. Im shy yes but more bashful. I
some times might even stutter when talking to someone I really
So on and so on and so on. I tend to be a clutz and a space cadet
more offten than not but i do it smoothly. So if your actually
interested and wanna know some of the finer details of the twisted
conundrum that is me. Just ask me. It never hurts to ask. I'm a
really open guy that doesnt care what others think of me and I'm
always willing to share any of many weird lil thoughts. Ill even
give you a freebee just a small tid bit to give you a lil peek
inside. "If I could have any super power it would be the ability to
teleport." That would be awesome as shit! What would yours be?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to survive and enjoy everything as much as possible with out
pissing off to many people in the process. Lol its harder than it
seems. Other than that just needing arround and doing aquarium
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Keeping calm, chill, relaxed and collected. But I can also be a
stress case aswell.
A natural insomniatic narcoleptic dyslexic one of a kind.
Endearingly clumsy but crafty in my ways. I'll trip over a boulder
but ill blame it on that lil pebble 10ft infront of me and laugh
But listening, creating, compassion, poetry, reading people and
creating things. From corsets, bikini tops, jewelry and even kink
wear and bondage gear. In the words of a dear friend im a jack of
all trades but a master of none. I just love working with my hands.
If it has even the slightest bit of an artistic factor to it. Just
watch me turn nothing in to awesomness.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My peircings or my tattoos or that I'm strangely abnormally normal
with a twist of odd and original. That im wearing a kilt or that
while wearing it when I sit I sometimes forget not to sit with my
Quick with self analogies and a deep thinker. Usually inthralled in
what ever has my attention at the moment. Have I mentioned I have
ADD. What hi. :-D
But then that's just what I can think of. How about you take a look
and fill me in on what you notice first. Don't be scared.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books are a toss up the dyslexia kinda kills that one for me but I
try. Mainly if I can learn something from it ill read it. But I do
like me some good fantasy/sifi.
Movies I love a good cheesy B rated horror flick but anything
works. Commedies, stoner flicks, action and fantasy. Dramas are
usually to boring and put me to sleep but there are some good ones
out there. Willow, starwars, marvel movies even though they have
butchered their original story lines, the crow, labyrinth, fifth
element, resident evil, hangover due date and even more.
Music mostly metal, rock and whatever sounds good. Kinda hard to
find now a days. A Lil country but no rap, pop or rnb. Shit, shit
Food if it taste good ill eat it. Love sushi and Chinese but don't
really care for beans and I hate artichokes gimme a brussle
TV Sports unless a big event is mostly boring. But then TV has its
ups and Downs any great show can lose its appeal after it rerunns 5
or 6 times. Although I enjoy archer, family guy, thundercats,
metalacolips, discovery, natgeo, science channel and anything
that's seems interesting.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
SEX lol no I'm not a player or a man whore although they do call me
duce from time to time I'm a faithful guy that has a great
imagination and can be quite crafty with it too. ;-)
Sodas and energy drinks I'm a caffeine freak but don't really care
for coffee much.
My fish they keep me calm, grounded and happy.
TP!!!! Man those college and roommate days sucked balls
Good friends and family are one 1 and the same to me.
And my Droid I love to research any Lil weird thing.
6 things I can do without
Lying, fake people
People who say their down to earth but are more shallow than
People with the inability to think out side their own meager ways
of thinking ie their minuscule Lil box.
Cockroaches their not just insects but people aswell. Judgmental
Egotistical megalomaniacle napolion complex ridden Lil shitfucks
that think they are better than you, me and everyone else that
doesn't kiss their silver spoon fed asses. Just because the
weakminded and easily influenced will do it doesn't mean shit when
it comes down to me. So you want me to conform, ok I'll conform my
foot in your ass.
And YOU if any of the above apply.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
To damn much! Hence the insomnia and the ADD. Lol
Mainly about how I can make an aquarium as maintenance free and
easy as possible. Wondering if there really is a fairy-tale ending
out there for myself.
The possibility of aliens and if their already among us.
And finally what my next tattoo or peircing will be and where it
And of course my future. Where i will find myself then and where
that will actually be. I love NM but wouldnt mind moving from here
again and hopefully stay gone this time. lol
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What ever is clever. Stay home and watch a movie cuddled up, clean
my tanks, do crafts, draw, go out and party or even play some cards
or Dominoz with some good friends.
I'm an easy going kinda guy to say the least. And I'm up for almost
anything usually. Just depends on the mood really.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Lmao!!! Well I call it my least kept best secret. Lol You know
those 13 peircings I mentioned prior. Only eight of them are
usually seen. If your brave ask me about them. Im not shy about it
at all really. Lol
I've never had a one night stand cuz they've always hung arround
after. No I'm not a sex God but I do know what I like and I bet I
can find out what you like and take it to the moon.
Caution though I am a neck bitting, hair pulling, ass smacking,
passionate lover and I've been known to leave my marks. But one
thing though I'm very territorial and I will not tollerate another
dude in my bed. Fuck that noise.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Well if you've actually made it this far it was either for your
personal amusement, your genuinely interested or just plain
intrigued by the oddity that is me.
And if so send me a message even if its just to tell me I'm weird
or the ugliest dude you've ever seen. If that's the case thank you,
you've made me giggle again at yet another shallow twit. Lol
So don't be shy just say hi and in the end you may have made a new
friend. I'm really a nice guy and ill only bite hard if you want me
too. Lol. ;-)
I really would like someone that would be willing to go fly a kite
with me. I have an awesome boxkite.
And if you do make it far enough to get past a few of my walls i
can prove to you what a real night of romance is all about.
Or if you would rather my KIK user name is ekul9.
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