I’m a pretty ordinary guy, except with pure evil instead of casual evil. Hence the “more pure” personality award. I think casual evil is the more vile kind of evil anyway.

Talking about personality awards, I certainly don’t deserve the “less artistic” award. Since love is ever so unattainable and science isn’t enough to keep me going (as we know from sociobiology), creative self-expression is about the only thing I live for. Seeing my transient ideas taking a fixed form is what makes me happy.

Now let’s set the facts box straight:

1. I’ve set the location to Rade, Schleswig-Holstein, but there was no way to distinguish the four Rades in their database, so the distance displayed might be wrong. I’ll need to check that when I’ve got more time.
2. Relationship status: It’s not the same as “single”, and yes, if I didn’t think so, it would still be different.
3. While I don’t have cats, I do live in proximity to a lot of them, and there most likely are some cat’s hairs somewhere on my clothes right now. I thought you might want to know that, in case you’re allergic or something.
4. Do I like cats? I like some of them. Do I like dogs? Some of them, yes.
5. Looking for… Can you guess what I was looking for when I came across this site? I bet you can’t. It was totally unrelated, but as you can see, I’m generally open to finding what I didn’t look for. But if you care to know, I’m looking for…
   1. a blood source. That sounds worse than it actually is.
   2. anyone who might be interested to collaborate in this idea or any webcomic or other arts project.
   3. I wouldn’t mind some practice smooching.
   4. hostages. No, not real hostages of course. Let me explain. I figured humans are herd animals, especially in scary situations. So if I had accomplices who mingle with the customers in the bank, who then model the reactions I want to see in the real hostages, that would make it much easier to control the crowd. Yes, I’m an evil genius like that, but I guess I’ll never find enough minions for that plan.
   Can you believe they don’t have checkboxes for any of these? Not even for one of them.

The plan:

1. find true love
2. lose true love
3. try out untrue love
4. find happiness
5. make happiness go away
6. find serenity

Of course, this plan is too ambitious and relies too much on chance to reasonably be pursued adamantly, so there must be a plan B.

Plan B:

1. destroy all systems
2. take down those who rise
3. wake up those who lie on the floor
4. don’t feed the unicorn!
5. embrace the void back

listening. I'm also good at drawing, though I don't get to do so as often as I'd like to. Regarding Javascript or POV-Ray SDL, I'm quite a skilled programmer. For other languages I'd have to consult the documentation more often. Abstract thinking is definitively one of my strong points.

I’m good at having ideas. Implementing them is something I could get better at.

I’m good at inventing writing systems. I noticed it that one day when I casually made up two conscripts which weren’t even of the simple kind. If you’d like to know what this sample text says, you’ll have to ask blurgle though, because I only created the script, not the language.

I don’t know. But whatever it is they notice first, they’ll later admit that they were wrong about it.

Reading: Anything by Lovecraft—stories, essays, letters—; Pet Sematary by Steven King. Actually, I don’t read all that many books anymore these days. I mostly read the internet. Of course, I have never read it from cover to cover, because, you know, most of it is thoroughly stupid, and most of the rest is not interesting. As favourit webcomics I would list Teddy Bear Anti Christ and After Lily.

Watching: The Silence of the Lambs, Interview with the Vampire, Cube, Nochnoy Dozor, Dnevnoy Dozor. I also enjoy watching classics a lot. The Haunting, Cat People, Jack Arnold movies, Donovan’s Brain,…. I also can enjoy movies which might not strictly be considered “good”. What’s there to nit-pick about Ghosts of Mars? And Split Second is just awesome.

Listening: I’ll drop you some lines. If you know the song, sing along…♪

• Life, it’s ever so strange
  It’s so full of change
  Think that you’ve worked it out
  Then…
• It’s raining in my house tonight
  Roof’s leaking everywhere
  It’s overflowing buckets
  And pouring down the stairs
  …
• I’m not afraid of standing still
  I’m just afraid of being bored
  I’m not afraid of speaking my mind
  I’m just afraid of being ignored
  …

Savouring: Many delicious dishes can be made based on zucchini and tomatoes.
You can put passata di pomodoro on anything. You don’t have to and wouldn’t always want to, but you can. The same applies to Thousand Island dressing and to Gouda.
I guess I should add bread or muesli to the six things I could never do without entry. German bread, of course.

Never? That’s a bit much. Funny fact: I could even do without atmosphere, for about a minute. Not that I had ever tried it or intended to.

So the six things I currently have a need for, and not having which would not only be uncomfortable, but would probably also result in me developing other needs:

• pencil and paper
• razor blade, needle, and thread
• sane people
• time to be alone with my thoughts
• hope and cynicism
• my glasses (they’re not just for fashion)

Philosophy of time travel

If you really want to know what kinds of things I’m thinking about, read my journal, and also have a look at my “Just a Thought”–site, which is also where you can find the most recent pictures of me.

Physically, most likely in front of my computer or in bed.

Mentally, maybe ın transfer space at some galaxy no one ever cared to vısıt, out ın Dark End, Wenta, or even more dıstant clusters. Maybe lost in the blackness of the uncharted sewer system under Atano’s old town centre, venturing farther into the ancient depths to see what others may find there. Maybe delving into the specifics of W3C DOM Level 2 Events, because I’d like to answer a question which was posted to the SVG developers mailing list as accurate as I can—but I’m trying to avoid this.

Well the most private thing I’m willing to publicly announce here is this.
In regards to relationships I've been a typical left-out so far, with all it entails. Kissing is a very surreal idea. I'm just as un-experienced as anyone's at first, but by far not as unknowing.

No, the most private thing I’ll announce is that it bothers me. It’s not a big deal, but it’s on my mind occasionally, and I never want to feel like I had to treat it like a secret.

You should message me if you’d like to invite me to some brand new social networking site.
And send me some Cialis ads, and Spanish Prisoner letters.

But if you message me for another reason, you should know that my response time is measured in weeks. I don’t have an internet connection at home currently. I have to do all my internet usage when visiting family in Neumünster for some hours at weekends.