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30 • Washington, DC • Woman
I’m looking for
- Ages 27–35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Jun 29
- 5′ 6″ (1.68m)
- Body Type
- Graduated from university
Round 1: What is your favorite color?
The Most Pretentious Answer: International Klein Blue
Round 2: What is your favorite meme?
The Most Pretentious Answer: Agriculture
Round 3: What breaks your heart?
The Most Pretentious Answer: Derivative Art
I tend to reserve the "biblical, polygamous marriage" loophole for special occasions.
Burying my own earnestness under a socially appropriate layer of sarcasm and razor sharp wit.
Also my pics are over here.
alien & aliens, peanut butter, avocados, cormac mccarthy, the atlantic, mostly easy pop music (i do not try hard here), the knowles-carter kingdom, spicy anything, green & white tea, snatch, anchorman, galaxy quest, anything scary that is not torture porn, guillermo del toro, christopher nolan's non batman stuff, metafilter, pie
an entire pie
Hey baby. Hey.
It was my dad.
IT WAS MY DAD.
He occasionally drives through nova for work. Was planning on stopping by to surprise me after he grabbed dinner.
Instead we all had dinner. Together.
Me and my Dad and my new friend.
When new friend (finally) left for a minute to go to the restroom, I of course burst into a "WHAT THE FUCK DAD WHY ARE YOU HERE?!" and all he had to say was "That guy is a joke and you know it."
you can be charming.
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