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  • Ages 18-27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Mar 10, 2013
White, Other
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Basically, I'm a pedantic asshole.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working as an assistant manager at Family Video.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
People say I'm really good at playing guitar. I'm inclined to agree with them.

I knit sweaters for my cat year round so that she is warm in the winter. lol, just kidding. ;)

I like to read classic literature. Hit me up for a conversation about Ulysses, The Catcher in the Rye, anything Kafka or Vonnegut, etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People tell me I give off this "vibe." Take that as you will.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't watch TV other than The Walking Dead and Breaking Bad.

Hard Candy; Garden State; The Squid and the Whale; Love, Blood, Kryptonite; Water for Elephants; Passion Play; The Soloist; Grandma's Boy; It's Kind of a Funny Story; Where the Wild Things Are; The Shining

Ulysses, Slaughterhouse 5, Letter to his Father, The Aeneid, The Count of Monte Cristo, East of Eden, and a whole lot more.

Of Monsters & Men, Mumford and Sons, The Queen and Her Flowers, Cage the Elephant, Sidewalk Chalk, Laced with LSD, The Smokes, The 5 Second Rule, Ripped Couch Cushions, Kneeknockers, The Hemorrhage

I don't eat much.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat, Scruffy
My brother
Chocolate Milk
My facial hair; I look like I'm 12 without it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about literature and music on the regular.

Sometimes I think about corruption in politics and society in general, but then I remember how few fucks I give about these things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing with my band.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a tendency to disturb people, and I'm not sure why.
You should message me if
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you feel up to the challenge.

Also, don't message me if you use big words to sound smart. Message me if you use big words because you are smart.