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skunkjunky

40 M Norwich, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–44
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:47am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Hospitality
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am older than I look, feel and act. I am sarcastic, dry and cutting. I am silly beyond measure. I am tolerant, understanding and caring. I am articulate and argumentative. I am interesting and interested.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've recently returned to the exciting world of catering, I tried to give it up three years ago but couldn't seem to decide what to do and so went back to carrying plates. For years people have told me I need to do something with my impressive brain, so far all I've managed is a lot of pub quiz victories.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing games (I mean like chess, poker and trivial pursuit not sleeping with someone and not answering their calls for a week.)
Cooking Sunday roasts.
Making up words.
Mishearing people.
Putting things off.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My deep voice and tendency to affect silly accents.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books
Anything by Christopher Brookmyre
Jurassic Park
The Primitive
Still Life with woodpecker
Life of Pi
Notes from the underground

Films
Downfall
Etre et Avoir
A complete history of my sexual failures
Rear Window
Sideways
The Truman Show
North by Northwest
Goodfellas

TV
Peep Show
Nighty Night
The Sopranos
Game of Thrones
Chorlton and the Wheelies

Music
Caravan Palace
Parov Stelar
The Mountain Goats
The Avett Brothers
The Tallest man on earth
Imam Baldi
Freefall Collective
Electric Eel Shock
Bob Dylan
Muddy Waters
The Flaming Lips

Food
I love all kinds of food from Italian to Korean, from a juicy steak to a succulent strawberry.

To be fair I could go on for hours in each of these categories I've just given a snippet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Spotify
Ganja
Laughter
Games
Knowledge
Bacon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Filling in forms
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is not about to appear on the internet. The most private thing I will admit on the internet is that I have dressed up as a woman twice and loved it both times.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to meet a fun, easy going guy who has a lot of interesting stories and opinions, you need a new member for your pub quiz team or you think our match scores indicate we would like each other.