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29 M New York, NY

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Last Online
Jun 30
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
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Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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This is my profile, there are many like it, but this one is mine..

Really? This again? I would really like to resist the urge to engage in the honored social media past time of shameless self-promotion, the highlighting of becoming personality traits, and portraying a life and persona that seems far more interesting than it actually is.. However, when in Rome..

Do I have your attention?

Good, now prepare to be underwhelmed, because I will not be trying very hard...

My name is Adam(o) the 'o' is dependent upon how ethnic I feel on any given day. I work as a lab technician, doing pseudo-scientific make work while medical students do unspeakable things to lab mice.

I spend most of my nights at whatever comedy club will give me stage time. This is where reveal awful truths about myself sprinkled among dick jokes as I try to make a room full of complete strangers laugh.

"Our next act has a void is his soul that he attempts to fill with the laughter and adulation of strangers, making his way to the stage... Daddy never hugged me.."
What I’m doing with my life
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i'm not like them, but i can pretend.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
men without hope, resigned to despair and oppression, do not make revolutions. it is when expectation replaces submission, when despair is touched with the awareness of possibility, that the forces of human desire and the passion for justice are unloosed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love to read, and I go through about two books a week.

Is this really necessary? I'm sure if you're interested in these subjects we'd eventually get around to discussing them.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the beauty of flaw..
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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You've never been offended on behalf of someone else.