Do I have your attention? Good, now prepare to be underwhelmed, because I will not be trying very hard...
My name is Adam(o) the 'o' is dependent upon how ethnic I feel on any given day. I work as a lab technician, doing pseudo-scientific make work while medical students do unspeakable things to lab mice. I can't wait to have a lab mice jail break when I leave this job..
I'm an aspiring(shitty) stand up, which means i'm constantly and cynically looking at the world and attempting to make fun of anything i can.
My apartment often looks like a library threw up, the books are taking over..