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sky3sd

31 M Schenectady, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 8
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't like self summaries, I'm just going to list a bunch of random attributes of mine. I find doing this is more informative than trying explain what I'm like.

I am extremely politically liberal.

I misplace things constantly and find them in the oddest places. Wii-remote in the fridge, for example.

I love to organize things, but usually manage to disrupt my organizational systems in a day or two.

I love to make people laugh, I try to find the humor in any situation.

When I get a new tube of toothpaste, I'm very conscientious about replacing the cap, but I always lose the cap when the tube is about halfway gone.

I haven't worn jeans since the late 80's, I like khakis.

I button my dress shirts and coats from the top down.

I prefer a half-Windsor knot when I have the occasion to wear a tie.

I think arguing about what type of music a band plays is one of the biggest wastes of time people can engage in.

I try my best to remain young at heart. I still think dinosaurs are awesome, I wish dragons were real, and I like to think about space ships.

At least once every few months, I spend a minute or two trying to move stuff with my mind, because I'd regret it if I could do that and never found out. Wouldn't you?

I have a near photographic memory when it comes to numbers, dates, and useless facts. This makes me fairly useful in trivia games.

I never use 'U' when I mean 'you', but I do like to use odd spellings and made up words on occasion. For example my personal motto is "Vince the unvincible and poss the unpossible."

Due to a cars faulty exhaust system, I was stoned once. The story of that day is still one of my all time favorites, and it ends with the US mail returning a care-package marked "too much postage."

I'm quirky, and I never take myself to seriously.

I am going to continue to list random facts, either about myself or in general, related to the proceeding sections.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've met both Presidents Bush; this fact greatly upsets me.

I learned how to install a ceiling fan when I was 13.

I love that the latest political statement is going somewhere and taking up space in that location.

I am working on a standup comedy act. It will be awesome.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
When I was 11, I took apart 2 VCR's, a radio, an Atari, and a Commodore 64, connected them all with spare bits of wire and plugged it in. Although the burns on my hand eventually healed, I did not travel through time.

My father is the only person I never beat in a game of chess.

I know the location of the secret warp pipes in Super Mario Brothers.

When I was 19, I spent an entire day attempting to do that thing from martial arts movies where you lie flat on your back and jump straight to your feet. I was eventually successful.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My first name is more commonly a last name.

I can make a noise like a cricket when I whistle.

On a college trip to Mexico, the guides piloting the boat my group was riding remarked that I looked like Mrs. Doubtfire. Though I prefer to think I resemble Robin Williams' character in What Dreams May Come more than Mrs. Doubtfire.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
In 8th grade I wrote an English report about my personal hero. A six year old named Ender Wiggin.

I've seen two movies in the theater five times. Jurassic Park, and The 5th Element.

The Sci-Fi channel made two shows where they replaced the "F" word with made up words. This was a stroke of genius, in my opinion.

During one of their tours, They Might Be Giants wrote a song specifically for each venue they played in. I saw them perform The Egg at The Egg.

I've had truly great Mexican food in two places, Mexico, and Park City, UT.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

In a college class, I was once asked to rank the importance of a number of items, in terms of survival, for someone stranded on the moon. I stupidly placed water as #1 and spare O2 as #2.

Scientific studies support the theory that owning pets increases longevity.

Robert Frost said: "Home is the place where, if you have to go there, they have to take you in."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I ever found a Genie trapped in a lamp, I'd only need one wish. I'd wish to be omnipotent. What more could you ask for?

Only about 5% of the mass of the universe is what we think of as normal matter, where's all that other stuff? What's it called? Will it be my friend?

My favorite number is 10,533,211.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Baseball is the only professional sport I enjoy.

New movies usually come out on Fridays, but videos go on sale in stores on Tuesdays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Growing up, my father would enjoy hiding from my brother, my sister and myself, only to jump out and scare us when we got close to him. The most terrifying words my mother could ever say were: "Go find your father."

I like to jump out of hiding and scare people.
You should message me if
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I don't put a lot of stock in what people (including myself) write in their profiles, or in the answers to those matching questions. If none of the random facts I listed scare you off, and you're actually willing to talk a bit, so we can get to know each other message away.

You aim to be the bloom upon my misery.

You don't meet some arbitrary attribute listed above? Pfft, who cares!