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32 Schenectady, NY Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Dec 24, 2014
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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My name is Schuyler, mostly I'm referred to as Sky.

I'm normally a somewhat quite guy, if I speak up it's usually to make a joke. (if not something terribly witty, then just terribly punny) The kitchen is my favorite room in the house, not because I'm a great cook (I'm okay) but because I've found it's where the best social interaction happens.

I'm a big fan of road-trips with no destination in mind, getting lost in the woods, wandering around a city, basically anything that might result in an adventure, or an interesting story.

Random facts about me:

I like 3-piece suits
I hate umbrellas
I love Thunderstorms and snow fall
I can ski, but don't as much as I'd like too.
I'm awesome at falling down wearing skates, roller-blades and ice skates.
I'm often honest to a fault, I think keeping secrets or remembering complicated lies is a waste of brain power.
I have 2 cats, and I'd like a dog, but don't have any idea how to train one.
I have a degree in Political Science, but almost never argue politics.
I try to spell things correctly and use proper grammar in most cases, but also have a love of making up words and speaking in slang that doesn't fit me at all.
I'm not good at summaries, but I can rock a conclusion like no ones business.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently a warranty administrator at a car dealership, though I'm in the process of getting a job with the state civil service.

I randomly try and learn to play the piano, by 2025, I hope to be able to finally finish fur elise.

The ability to watch an entire series on netflix in one weekend has ruined my appreciation for TV. "Wait, The next episode isn't on for a WEEK!?!?"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm fairly good at trivia.

I'm always trying to cheer people up, or get them to laugh when they're sad or angry, I like to think I'm usually successful.

I like to win at things that aren't typically winnable, for example I win Tuesdays.

I give a mean high-five.

I'm a great listener, and good at taking an objective look at things. Lots of people come to me for advice on things I am in no way qualified to give advice on.

Coming up with terrible puns, guaranteed to make you smile, even if it's a murder-y smile. (Still counts!)

Finding my way around, but I can't give directions to save my life.

Coming up with super-villain-esque plots that I never carry out. I mean, once I get the mayor to turn over the city and finish off the local super hero, then what? Too much work if you ask me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Personality wise, my sense of humor, which tends toward dry and somewhat witty, with the occasional (or frequent) terrible pun. I also love a well placed "That's what she said."

Physically, I'd have to say my shaved head, or my shirt if I'm wearing a funny one.

There's also a fairy good chance that if you hear a cricket when there's no reason to hear a cricket, it's me whistling. So that might be the first thing that gets noticed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read mostly science fiction and fantasy, but do intersperse the random murder mystery or non-fiction book here and there.

My all time favorite movie is The Fifth Element, but I enjoy watching almost anything, though I often quickly regret having watched truly frightening movies. Don't watch "The Descent."

Current shows I try to keep up with are The Walking Dead, Doctor Who, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and Game of Thrones but I'll watch anything that strikes my fancy on Netflix.

I can't think of any genre of music that doesn't have at least a few songs I love. There are even very few bands that don't have at least one good song. Pretty much if I hate a band, it's because I can't stand the people in it, as opposed to their music. Also a big fan of the trend in music to incorporate atypical instruments into genres, such as rap with a brass section, rock with a sitar, or heavy metal with a banjo. Okay, I've never heard metal with a banjo, but I'd like to.

I'll eat anything, although I haven't yet found any Indian food I particularly like.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The ability to laugh at the absurd
2. Good friends
3. Books
4. Pets
5. Music
6. An inexhaustible sense of wonder
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I have a very active brain, I think about everything a lot.

Examples of random thoughts I have:

Why wasn't Prometheus as good as it should have been?
I really need to start writing down my ideas for that book.
How cool would it be to have a magic 8-ball that was always right?
Why haven't we colonized the moon?
Were castling and en pessant always chess moves? and if not who invented them, and how do you get the authority to invent new chess moves, is it like a blue ribbon committee?
Umlaut is a fun word to say.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't have a large family, and most of my friends are in situations where plans need to be made weeks in advance, because of kids, or husbands/wives or distance to travel, that sort of stuff. So typically a quiet night, but I like to get out whenever possible, to a movie, the book store, or whatever. I'm generally down for anything and really enjoy spontaneity.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm sort of obsessive about knowing things, and love to share, so if you ask me a question, even if the answer might have been better private, I'll probably answer, mostly because I'm excited I know the answer. It's like Jeopardy where all the categories are about me!
You should message me if
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You feel like having a laugh, or you want to do something silly, or something not-quite-as-silly-as-that, or if you've determined I'm probably not a creep (a little odd, sure, but not a creep) and you'd like to get to know me better.