Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Instead of filling this all out at once I'm just going to drop
things in as I think of them.
I still believe that an important function of cell phones is
I don't have telekinetic powers. I double check from time to time,
I believe that "Can I go before you?" is an actual question at the
grocery store, and if you're already cutting in front of me before
you finish the sentence then my answer will be no.
*late 2014 edit* Not currently looking, seeing a wonderful woman.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to come up with paragraphs that will be even better after
the OK cupid ellipses attack.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Name the artist and song title matching the lyric
1.I thought it was funny, but now I've got money on a monkey
2.If I was twice the man I could be. I'd still be half of what you
3.Your hand pulling away and I'm devastated
4.It's that little souvenir of a terrible year
5.you say I only hear what I want to.
6.A big waterbed that they bought with the bread they had saved for
a couple of years
7. It seems to me that maybe, it pretty much always means no.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Frankly, Fridays are pretty open right now, plenty of time for
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My favorite Kool-Aid flavor is tropical punch.
You should message me if
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there is an unanswered message from me in your inbox.
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