Instead of filling this all out at once I'm just going to drop things in as I think of them.
I still believe that an important function of cell phones is auditory conversations.
I don't have telekinetic powers. I double check from time to time, nothing moves.
I believe that "Can I go before you?" is an actual question at the grocery store, and if you're already cutting in front of me before you finish the sentence then my answer will be no.