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29 Mission Viejo, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:35am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Rather not say
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've come to know myself rather well this last quarter of a century - so you're in luck, because in just a few short moments you will know what I am all about...

I'm an achiever who loves to learn. I am always setting goals for myself and asking questions - nothing beats the feeling of accomplishment for me. I have a very positive attitude and outlook on life, doing my best to find opportunity in every situation. I am consistent, both with how I treat others and my demeanor. Putting smiles on peoples' faces and just being up to my crazy antics is a blast - nothing beats an awesomely fun time with awesomely fun people! As a result, I get along with just about everyone and have a very wide array of friends. That being said, I am also down to earth, mature, responsible, honest and trustworthy. I'm a very competitive person, but am always humble and compassionate.

My interests vary greatly... I am a big gamer and movie buff, but at the same time love the outdoors (beach, hiking, etc) and am a big fan of theme parks/roller coasters. My general rule is if it sounds fun - I'm down! I have a lot of great experiences left in life and I don't intend to miss them!

A good thing to probably mention on here is that I'm not really into the gay scene/community. The idea of associating oneself with others based on having the same sexual preference(s) makes no sense to me... But to each their own. It probably also has something to do with my rather offensive humor - gays are a sensitive bunch, you know.

If you have any questions - message me! Deal?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Moving forward. I look back fondly on the past, live in the present and anticipate tomorrow with excitement.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...I don't know... Having a pulse?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told I have beautiful eyes and angel soft (thinning) hair, but that gay shit aside, I would hope my (disturbing) sense of humor and smile would be the first thing people notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
No games? Pft, gamer here! If you are too that's a big plus! The only genres I'm not a big fan of are racing, fighting and sports - but there are always exceptions.

For books, I've been reading through the Harry Potter series as of late, but any good book is awesome!

Major movie buff, my favorite being Jurassic Park. I'll enjoy anything good or anything so bad it's good.

I do not watch TV, but I generally enjoy the classics: The Simpsons (seasons 1-10), South Park, Rocko's Modern Life, Pete and Pete, etc.

Not really into music either... And by that I mean I don't follow it like I do with games or movies. I enjoy music and listen to pretty much what everyone else is listening to, but it's not a big passion of mine. I know what I like!

Under this lean exterior beats the heart of a fat man. I love good food! Favorites include: Japanese, Chinese, American, Mexican, Italian... Heck, just about everything!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Family
- Friends
- Video Games
- Movies/Storytelling
- Adventures
- Making Others Smile
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to do, how to do it, who to do it with and just fun stuff in general!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either working, at home relaxing or out having fun! ...that pretty much covers every possibility, doesn't it? Haha.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My greatest fear is failure, but failure also happens to be my best teacher.
You should message me if
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- You have found my profile interesting.
- You are responsible and mature, but know how to have fun!
- You follow the honor system and pay it forward.
- You are a gamer, but aren't afraid of natural sunlight.
- You have goals for your future, and are working toward them.
- You have your priorities in order.
- You have a winning attitude and personality!
- You love to smile and laugh.

Any or all of the above will do.