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skyguyturtle

28 M Bourbonnais, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Hiya, my name is Robert, however the name I prefer, is Sky. You can see the connection, I'm sure.
So this is where I'm supposed to wow you?
It's a lot of pressure.
I am often the first to laugh at myself. I learned a long time ago that finding the humor in the situation is vital to keeping your sanity, or staying at your current level of crazy...
I usually find myself doing something with the arts in my free time. I draw a lot. Sometimes I paint, but that happens way, way less. I'd like to go back to school for graphic design and maybe majoring in animation. I play saxophone, though not as much as I like. I would love to learn piano and/or guitar. If you should pull up next to me on the road, you'll probably find me playing air-jazz piano. I love karaoke, my two go-to songs are Bust A Move, and Crocodile Rock. Sometimes I do stand-up comedy.
Witty is my favorite kind of funny. If you can zing me well enough I'll probably shake your hand.
I'm a dreamer and a nerd. I'm gonna tell you right now cause there is no way to hide it. I love cartoons and comics. As a child I wanted to be a ninja turtle. (I still do, but I did when I was a child too.)
I have had the same group of friends since high school. We are very close and extremely comfortable with each other. That will probably get weird, just a heads up.
I have two beautiful nieces. I never believed in love at first sight until I held them for the first time. Having a 4 year old describe plot points from a Disney movie to you is the most amazing explanation you'll ever hear.
As unappealing as this will make me sound, your mom will probably want you to date me. Moms always like me.
I am often soft spoken and I tend to mumble. This makes the bar scene tricky for me.
I think proper grammar and the correct use of words is sexy. Though it should be known, I am a terrible speller and rely on spell check and auto-correct a lot.
I never know what day it is.
I am and will always try to be a gentleman. I open doors, take your coat, hold your hair back when you barf your guts out, that sort of thing. I put others before myself, especially when it comes to the ones I love. I'm the guy you call when you need a ride because you're having car trouble. You've had a bad day? Let's go get some pie.
I'm looking for someone who I can communicate on the same level with, who is not afraid to make fun of me. I want someone who is strong, honest, smart, and sassy. I love bantering with someone. I also love discussing complex philosophical ideas just as much as arguing about something trivial, like Spider-Man Vs Batman. (Spider-Man obviously) I'm not interested in completing someone. You should be a person all on your own, with your own friends, opinions, and interests. I'm looking for the right woman.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working a lot, trying to figure that out
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Noticing nuance. Like if you get a hair cut or something. It comes with all the art training I have.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I almost always hear that I look like Harry Potter.
They're not wrong...
Also, I'm pretty easy to talk to.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A few of my favorite movies are Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles the Movie, The Hangover, Tangled, Avengers, William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet, Poolhall Junkies, The Incredibles, Iron Man, Lucky # Slevin, Cashback, The Mummy, Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist, Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
My favorite tv shows: Firefly, 30 Rock, Arested Development, & Avatar the Last Airbender. I like a few shows that are still on the air like It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, The League, Archer, The Simpsons, The Legend of Korra, Parks and Rec, TMNT, Bob's Burgers, Modern Family.
I'm trying to read more. I'm currently in the middle of The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The two "h's" in Hitchhiker don't look right... The Harry Potter series was excellent. I'd be greatful for some recommendations
My musical taste is ...weird i guess? I listen to just about everything. I have trouble enjoying country music though. I love swing, jazz, ska, pop/punk, and late 90's music best though.
My favorite thing ever is "Who's On First?" As performed by Abbott and Costello
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Comic books
Philosophy
Drawing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love the movie "Tangled" way more then I should