So this is where I'm supposed to wow you?
It's a lot of pressure.
I am often the first to laugh at myself. I learned a long time ago that finding the humor in the situation is vital to keeping your sanity, or staying at your current level of crazy...
I usually find myself doing something with the arts in my free time. I draw a lot. Sometimes I paint, but that happens way, way less. I'd like to go back to school for graphic design and maybe majoring in animation. I play saxophone, though not as much as I like. I would love to learn piano and/or guitar. If you should pull up next to me on the road, you'll probably find me playing air-jazz piano. I love karaoke, my two go-to songs are Bust A Move, and Crocodile Rock. Sometimes I do stand-up comedy.
Witty is my favorite kind of funny. If you can zing me well enough I'll probably shake your hand.
I'm a dreamer and a nerd. I'm gonna tell you right now cause there is no way to hide it. I love cartoons and comics. As a child I wanted to be a ninja turtle. (I still do, but I did when I was a child too.)
I have had the same group of friends since high school. We are very close and extremely comfortable with each other. That will probably get weird, just a heads up.
I have two beautiful nieces. I never believed in love at first sight until I held them for the first time. Having a 4 year old describe plot points from a Disney movie to you is the most amazing explanation you'll ever hear.
As unappealing as this will make me sound, your mom will probably want you to date me. Moms always like me.
I am often soft spoken and I tend to mumble. This makes the bar scene tricky for me.
I think proper grammar and the correct use of words is sexy. Though it should be known, I am a terrible speller and rely on spell check and auto-correct a lot.
I never know what day it is.
I am and will always try to be a gentleman. I open doors, take your coat, hold your hair back when you barf your guts out, that sort of thing. I put others before myself, especially when it comes to the ones I love. I'm the guy you call when you need a ride because you're having car trouble. You've had a bad day? Let's go get some pie.
I'm looking for someone who I can communicate on the same level with, who is not afraid to make fun of me. I want someone who is strong, honest, smart, and sassy. I love bantering with someone. I also love discussing complex philosophical ideas just as much as arguing about something trivial, like Spider-Man Vs Batman. (Spider-Man obviously) I'm not interested in completing someone. You should be a person all on your own, with your own friends, opinions, and interests. I'm looking for the right woman.