Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Me: Man of sarcasm and substance with a sense-of-humor. Dwells on
the negative; cannot be saved.
Always the best looking in police line-ups. Can have moments of
brilliance; work at being an above average sepller and can
correctly pronounce “smorgasbord.” Great conversationalist after
you break the ice and I have a beer.
Definite sense of humor. Like to play. Like to laugh. Have the
World’s largest collection of air guitars. Played Triangle in past
life. Bargain-hunter. Travel fanatic. Favorite tiramisu. Sometimes
difficult to beat in Cards against Humanity but very easy to love
and get along with.
You: Must have most of your own teeth left. Must not be taller than
me. Must be willing to let me steal from the bank in monopoly. Will
share stolen Monopoly money with the right girl.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dodgeball, watch out, it's my jam.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The five people you meet in heaven, Tuesday with Morrie,
Freakanomics, The Alchemist, and the Unforgiving Minute.
Movies: Gladiator, Fight Club, Brave Heart, Anchorman, and Shaw
TV Shows: Dexter, Big Bang Theory, Family Guy, Scandal, game of
thrones, Homeland, the History and Discovery channel.
Food: I love food. Period.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Southwestern Egg rolls from Chili's
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Running the gambit on life and pushing forward on my project of
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear a special cologne. It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s
illegal in nine countries…and it’s made with bits of real panther,
so you know it’s good.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Here are the ground rules:
1. You enjoy life
2. You can laugh at yourself
3. You're a good human being
4. Finally, you can appreciate sarcasm
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