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skysurfer4life

28 M Richmond, VA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:18am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Me: Man of sarcasm and substance with a sense-of-humor. Dwells on the negative; cannot be saved.

Attractive, fit. No Ben and Jerry's here, okay maybe a little around the ankles, but can run a block in high top army boots.

Always the best looking in police line-ups. Semi-intelligent; work at being an above average sepller and can correctly pronounce “smorgasbord.” Good conversationalist after you break the ice and I have a beer.

Definite sense of humor. Like to play. Like to laugh. Have the World’s largest collection of air guitars. Played Triangle in past life. Bargain-hunter. Travel fanatic. Favorite tiramisu. Sometimes difficult to beat in Apples to Apples but very easy to love and get along with.

You: Must have most of your own teeth left. Must not be taller than me. Must be willing to let me steal from the bank in monopoly. Will share stolen Monopoly money for right girl.
What I’m doing with my life
I've gained 30 lbs trying to find boardwalk in the McDonald's Monopoly game....Shenanigans!
I’m really good at
Being mildly inappropriate when given the opportunity.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am a tall, goofy fun guy. Suck on that Trebek.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The five people you meet in heaven, Tuesday with Morrie, Freakanomics, The Alchemist, and the Unforgiving Minute.

Movies: Gladiator, Fight Club, Brave Heart, Anchorman, and Shaw Shank Redemption

TV Shows: Dexter, Big Bang Theory, Family Guy, Scandal, game of thrones, Homeland, the History and Discovery channel.

Music: Pandora...

Food: I love food. Period.
The six things I could never do without
Window
Heater
Olives

Cheerios
Apples
Radio
Elephants
Soap
On a typical Friday night I am
Running the gambit on life and pushing forward on my project of global domination.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wear a special cologne. It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries…and it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Here are the ground rules:

1. You enjoy life
2. You can laugh at yourself
3. You're a decent human being
4. Finally, you can appreciate sarcasm