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28 Pompton Lakes, NJ Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:48pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Full figured
Strictly vegetarian
Atheism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Hebrew (Poorly), Swahili (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I want to have gone everywhere and done everything by the time I shuffle off this mortal coil. In other words, I'm pretty busy.
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
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sleeping, naming things, spilling stuff all over myself, spelling, buying blankets, jigsaw puzzles, remembering, reading, writing essays, coordinating colors, bathing dogs, washing dishes, laughing obnoxiously, alphabetizing, penmanship, talking to parents, bottle feeding baby animals, Scrabble
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm often told by complete strangers that I look very familiar to them. One of those faces, I guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: The assorted works of J. R. R. Tolkien, Hermann Hesse, D. H. Lawrence, Kurt Vonnegut, John Irving, Jonathan Safran Foer, Ernest Hemingway, Dave Eggers, David Sedaris, Daniel Quinn, Donald Harington, Gabriel García Márquez, Jorge Luis Borges, Haruki Murakami, and Julio Cortázar. Others include On the Origin of Species, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, His Dark Materials, Rebecca, The Satanic Verses, In Cold Blood, Les Misérables, Lolita, Tender Is the Night, White Noise, The Chronicles of Prydain, The Chronicles of Narnia, Anna Karenina, Faust, Peter Pan, The Princess Bride, Zoobiquity: What Animals Can Teach Us About Health and the Science of Healing, Dracula, A Sand County Almanac, The Historian, Lord of the Flies, and A Clockwork Orange.

MOVIES: Things directed by Stanley Kubrick, Wes Anderson, the Coen brothers, F. W. Murnau, Werner Herzog, Paul Thomas Anderson, and Quentin Tarantino. I also really, really like The Lord of the Rings trilogy, the original Star Wars trilogy, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Let the Right One In, Back to the Future (the first one), Mean Girls, Metropolis, My Neighbor Totoro, The Little Mermaid, I Heart Huckabees, The Shawshank Redemption, American Psycho, Martha Marcy May Marlene, Drive, and The Godfather (the first two).

SHOWS: Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Firefly, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, 30 Rock, The Office, Parks and Recreation, Community, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Dexter, Weeds, The Wire, Friday Night Lights, American Horror Story, Planet Earth, Mad Men, The Sopranos, Twin Peaks, Workaholics, Portlandia, Chappelle's Show, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Orange Is the New Black, Breaking Bad, True Detective, Broad City, and Peep Show.

MUSIC: Sundry and protean. Neutral Milk Hotel, Built to Spill, Okkervil River, Bon Iver, Wu-Tang Clan, CunninLynguists, J Dilla, Aesop Rock, A Tribe Called Quest, Kanye West, M83, CYNE, Clipse, the Pixies, Arcade Fire, Explosions in the Sky, Björk, the Avett Brothers, Andrew Bird, Kendrick Lamar, Edan, Kid Cudi, Lupe Fiasco, Freddie Gibbs, J. Cole, Cults, Bonobo, Phantogram, Schoolboy Q, MF DOOM, Talib Kweli, Jedi Mind Tricks, Pretty Lights, Youth Lagoon, RJD2, Wye Oak, the Breeders, the Hold Steady, Lifter Puller, the Knife, Fever Ray, PJ Harvey, Patti Smith, Yo La Tengo, Bruce Springsteen, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Of Monsters and Men, Sigur Rós, Múm, Purity Ring, Bat for Lashes, Robyn, Ab-Soul, Ke$ha, El-P, Frank Ocean, Killer Mike, Nas, A$AP Rocky, Burial, the Tallest Man on Earth, Baths, Washed Out, Portishead, Lorde, Beach House, James Blake, CHVRCHES, Mapei, Chance the Rapper, Hozier, Isaiah Rashad, Danny Brown, St. Vincent, MADE IN HEIGHTS, and How to Dress Well, at the moment.

FOOD: Indian, Ethiopian, and Thai.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Soft blankets, sweatpants, showers, dill pickles, books, dogs. Duh.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
animals, where I'd like to go next and what I'd like to do there, children's literature, grammar, well-established adages and how I always fuck them up, human embryology, movies my friends and I should parody, presents I'd like to buy for people whom I love, the mythoi behind breakfast cereal mascots, lexical borrowing, comparative anatomy, memento mori
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing something that is probably not all that specific to Friday nights. I usually can't remember what day of the week it is, anyway.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am allergic to carrots, peanuts, and guinea pigs. You now know my Achilles' heels.
You should message me if
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