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29 Philadelphia, PA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:20pm
Relationship Type
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Full figured
Special Diet
Atheism and it’s important
Working on Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I should put my Amazon Wish List here. Maybe I'd get some sweet presents.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
First-year vet student at Penn.

I'm new to Philly, so someone(s) should probably show me some stuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
sleeping, spilling stuff all over myself, bathing dogs, washing dishes, penmanship, bottle feeding baby animals
The first things people usually notice about me
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I assume it's my radiant aura.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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(Had some lists here, but I received a lot of tl;dr feedback. Blame your illiterate brethren for the lack of detail.)

BOOKS: Mostly fiction. Lots of classics. High fantasy, satire, magic realism, bildungsromans, some science fiction, some horror, etc., etc. Ask and I'll tell you if I've read it.

MOVIES: I watch them, yes. I fucks with certain directors more than others (Kubrick, the Coens, Wes Anderson, Herzog, Tarantino, etc.). Also probably have a lot of taste overlap with dudes who came of age in the early '80s. German silent films, weirdly. Mean Girls.

SHOWS: HBO. Showtime. Original series from Netflix. I find that I can become invested in just about anything given enough exposure.

MUSIC: Lots of rap, lots of old alternative/indie rock and pop. I'm not going to pretend I don't also listen to a fair amount of radio shit. Again, just ask.

FOOD: Indian, Ethiopian, and Thai.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) Bed
2.) Soft blankets
3.) Sweatpants
6.) I'm very tired
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
animals, exotic locales, well-established adages and how I always fuck them up, embryology, the mythoi behind breakfast cereal mascots, lexical borrowing, comparative anatomy, memento mori
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
containing multitudes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think I have good facial symmetry.

(Are women allowed to admit they like things about themselves?)

(Just kidding. I don't care what we're "allowed" to do.)
You should message me if
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Do whatever. I'm not your mom.