Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let me get the REALLY awkward part out of the way right here: I'm
married. Not the "I'm in the process of getting divorced" kind, but
the "me and my wife date other people and still really like each
other" kind. Which isn't to say that there aren't a ton of other
awkward things about me, but I'm gonna have to say the whole being
married thing is #1 with a bullet. Unless it isn't. Which would be
I finally got a car, after 15 years without one. It makes me feel
sort of guilty (carbon footprint, etc), but it's also really
awesome. I can't remember the last time I drove to a girl's house
and picked her up. I am really excited to do that. I'm also excited
that I can drive to Trader Joe's.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
If you are looking for a super goal oriented, ambitious guy, you've
come to the wrong place. I make a living, and I have hobbies, but
other than trying to make people happy (including myself) in a
really vague and short term way, there isn't a master plan. I love
games (video/board), sports (both playing and following...I LOVE to
play tennis), and music above all. Karaoke is my current obsession
but I play the guitar and write music too. If you want to start a
band with me, I am totally in, especially if you're a drummer and
have a practice space.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Magic: The Gathering. I won $3000 at Pro Tour: New York in 1999
(edit: full disclosure: it was $2750, but sometimes I exaggerate to
make myself look like a "big man"). O, those carefree, virginal
days of yore!
The first things people usually notice about me
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The height listed on my details section is not an exaggeration. I
am ludicrously tall. So. That. That's what people notice. Over and
over and over, people notice that. It's cool. It's not irritating
or anything. Everyone, just keep noticing how fucking tall I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Recently read The Road, by Cormac McCarthy. I know people
think it's depressing and everything, but I actually found it
really inspiring and heart warming for some reason. People are
basically good, I'm convinced of that. My favorite writer is
William Gibson, if that means anything to you.
Movies: You Can Count on Me, Dark City, The Fugitive, The Good
Girl, The 40 Year Old Virgin.
Shows: Six Feet Under, Deadwood, Game of Thrones, The Simpsons,
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Seinfeld.
Music: Currently listening to Kanye, Queens of the Stoneage, Daft
Punk, Bonnie Raitt, Three Loco/Riff Raff, And One (Laauura! Here
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Lightning Bolt, Boots of Speed, Guitar, cheese, fresh socks every
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
holdin' it down with NSPP.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I spend a lot of time thinking about girls.
You should message me if
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you're really good at tennis.
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