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31 M Arvada, CO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jun 29
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly other
Other, but not too serious about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here's a pop culture condensed version of me:

The wisdom of Obi-Wan Kenobi
Life views of Ron Swanson (mostly)
Hopeless romanticism of Ted Mosby
The foul mouth of Gordon Ramsay
The sense of humor Harpo Marx
The passion of Bruce Springsteen
The geekness of Patton Oswalt
The mental hardness of William Adama

And a couple random tidbits about me...

-I've tasted and logged over 70 different brands of root beer.
-I absolutely adore science fiction, and have a strong weakness for anything related to Star Wars. Yes, even the prequels. They have their place!
-I once met one of my heroes, Bruce Springsteen. And he took care of my bar tab. One of my favorite stories!
-Self proclaimed expert at the Six Degrees game for actors. My favorite connection I've ever done was Ali G to Laurence Olivier.
-I make pretty kick-ass sweet potato fries.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning, growing, advancing and remembering to just keep swimming... just keep swimming...

Looking for full time work while balancing my theater interests and my other hobbies, while looking for new things to fulfill me. I recently took up painting, and I'm looking to start some guitar lessons soon!

I'm considering moving into a career as a life coach, but I'm still working that out and seeing what all will entail with it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking like Christopher Walken.

Making people laugh.

Staying very dude-like in most any situation. "This aggression will not stand, man."
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I could double for Seth Rogan.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- The following authors are all awesome to me:

James Patterson
Frank Herbert
Stephen King
Brian Jacques
Lee Child
Orson Scott Card (All politics aside...)
Philip K. Dick
Dennis Lehane
Jon Krakauer
Christopher Moore
George Jonas
Charlene Harris
John Hodgman
R. A. Salvatore
Timothy Zahn
Tina Howe
Rebecca Gilman


Star Wars (Yes, even the prequels. THEY HAVE THEIR PLACE)
The Fisher King
Master and Commander: The Far Side Of The World
Young Frankenstein
High Anxiety
Duck Soup
Animal Crackers
Bride Over River Kwai
My Favorite Year
True Grit
The Searchers
Back To The Future
Star Trek (Minus Into Darkness. That sucked eggs)
The Incredibles
Finding Nemo
Anything by Marvel

TV (Thank goodness for Netflix!)

Arrested Development
South Park
American Dad
Battlestar Galactica
The Shield
Rescue Me
Modern Family
Hell's Kitchen
Mad Men
Breaking Bad
True Blood
Downton Abby
Father Ted
Black Books
The IT Crowd
Game of Thrones
The Good Guys
The News Room
West Wing
How I Met Your Mother
anything of the TED Talks series


Led Zeppelin
Black Sabbath
Bruce Springsteen
The Band
Outlaw Country
Niko Case
The Dixie Damned
5 6 7 8s
Flogging Molly
The Trews
David Gray
Mumford and Sons
Imagine Dragons
The Lumineers
Philip Roebuck
The Black Keys
Leona Lewis
Snow Patrol
Dave Matthews Band

Food- I'll try most anything once. Pizza used to be my go to food, but now something more aligned with the paleo lifestyle. So steak is always a delicious option. I'm not terribly picky! Mussels from Le Central have got to be one of my all time favorite things to eat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Theater. Either being on stage acting or behind the scenes, or seeing something. Movies are great too, but the live interaction that actors get with the audiences is something I crave.
2. My phone. I'm not a frequent texter, but it's nice to have everything in one. Plus it's awesome being able to settle a bet right away. "Yes, Dan Aykroyd WAS in an Indiana Jones movie. Oh, you don't believe me?!" Also, all of my music is on my phone, so... it's handy to have.
3. A sense of humor. Laughing at life is how I get through rough patches. Being able to have fun with it and not take it all too seriously helps keeps my blood pressure down.
4. My glasses and contacts. Otherwise I'd have a Buster Bluth moment and mistake someone for a pointy, blurry mass.
5. My gratitude stone. Curious on how you can get one yourself? Inquire within, because It's super awesome
6. Passion. Not in the heels to heaven sort of way, but being around people who are passionate about something in their life, whatever that might be.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The art of storytelling. What makes a compelling story? How can it be told effectively? What's a good way to raise tension or suspense in a scene?

Also, which Lego set I should put together next. Well, that's a lie. Which Lego set I should obtain, and THEN put together next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not at the theater, it can vary At home catching something on Netflix could be appealing, but so could taking a slug of quarters to the 1Up and trying to beat the high score of Joust. Or maybe at Dazzle for some good music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a phobia of wet bread.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think an ideal first date would be taking a walk around a museum or the zoo, followed by a drink and some good conversation. Or if you'd like to know more, or would like a cheesy joke, or maybe if you'd like to give me two actors to connect in six degrees. I promise I won't cheat!