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slackasaurus

27 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
UPDATE: (in china > japan until April 1st, see you after then!)

Dating site tropes I choose not to conjure for this section:

1. the overly earnest, painfully clichéd appraisal of where I am in life. I.e., "I'm easy going and living life to the fullest."

2. the reflexive inventory of personal accomplishments, achievements, skills and accolades.

3. the self-conscious projection of quirks / esoteric tastes so as to appear out of the frames of a Wes Anderson movie.

Let's just say that I'm a gainfully employed guy with no apparent psychoses, debilitating physical deformities or horrific mutations.

If you want to find out more... get in touch!
What I’m doing with my life
Saving the world from the internet, using the internet. Becoming a better human.
I’m really good at
Cruising the hills of San Francisco and the boroughs of New York. Adapting to hostile foreign situations.

Mario Kart!
The first things people usually notice about me
Aluminum rod harpooned between shoulder blades, profuse bleeding. Seriously, I don't know?
The six things I could never do without
R E S P E C

Fuck, that would be 7
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The quiet application of power. Complex systems and the arc of history.

Where I'm going next. Whether I can convince anyone to come with me on an unreasonable road trip.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hopefully not working on Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm afraid of tsunamis. Legitimately terrified to go to Banda Aceh or Tahiti, for example.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You feel like it!