Dating site tropes I choose not to conjure for this section:
1. the overly earnest, painfully clichéd appraisal of where I am in life. I.e., "I'm easy going and living life to the fullest."
2. the reflexive inventory of personal accomplishments, achievements, skills and accolades.
3. the self-conscious projection of quirks / esoteric tastes so as to appear out of the frames of a Wes Anderson movie.
Let's just say that I'm a gainfully employed guy with no apparent psychoses, debilitating physical deformities or horrific mutations.
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