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slam_the_man

30 M Kidderminster, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Feb 13, 2008
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Welsh

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My self-summary
Hola amigos and amigas, I guess this is where I try and say how cool I am. Well, I'm cool in my own unique way so thats a plus I guess. I am a big geek and i really dont care. Well, I care about what i like but in the words of Greenday, I don't care if you don't care. Rather than studying I spent my uni life working on my sparkling wit...its now kinda gravely rather than shining though, but hey work in progress. I think that a part of my brain circumvents any real thought process and says things before i realise it. I get along with people very well but hate arrogance and stupidity. I'm not above shouting stop being a dickhead even at best friends. I can be brutally honest as i feel it is important but won't say things just to hurt peoples feelings. feelings are good people, use 'em.



I am shiny, sparkly, and cuddly
What I’m doing with my life
I quit my previous job as a result of numerous threats of violence and one customer purposfully running me over to try and steal stuff. Not a good thing to happen but that's PC World. Trying to write a movie script but being stuck half way through writing a plot, though have now started writing it again. It's good, it involves Giant Robots and Mini ELephants...ok maybe not THAT good. I also write film reviews for a sci-fi and fantasy magazine. It's free but it's also really good fun Having to move back home for a wee bit whilst I get some money toghether. Not fun.
I’m really good at
making people laugh, pointing out the bright side as well as the worst possible scenario. thinking up great ideas for movies, books and tv shows but never knowing how to do them. Giving hugs. Thinking up madcap ideas. Doing silly voices/ accents. Not taking life seriously. Bottling up feelings :-( I rock at pub quizzes, winning booze and prizes galore!
The first things people usually notice about me
the hair! have a mop on top. not a real mop, you silly! Also i have a big smile and can be pretty loud. Im also not stick thin. I've been told that I put people at there ease straight away and look like teddy bear. These people have since gone missing in mysterious circumstances.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A) Anything by terry pratchett, DD comics (i am a geek and damn proud), love all the people (bill hicks' script collection come biography), the two Dave gorman books. I love random knowledge books, they aid my pub quiz addiction. High Fidelity is also a favourite as well as the Redwall series by Brian Jaques. I'm getting into a lot more Sci Fi and fantasy stuff, Reading some Iain Banks stuff a friend lent me at the minute. B)Love so many, I'm very into films but we shall for now say Fight club, shrek, Donnie Darko, The princess bride, garden state, LOTR, the punisher, MASH, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Airplane], Serenity, Shaun of the Dead. I'm up for watching most films so if you want to suggest any i should see please do. If we were to say tv series Dr Who and Scrubs are fantstic. Also loved firefly why was it cancelled so bloody soon? Oh and Spaced C) Foo Fighters, R.E.M, Blink 182, Greenday, Offspring, Jimmy Eat World, Nirvana, radiohead, Simon and Garfunkle (whom I've seen live, they were amazing!), Bob Dylan, travis and many more. I like to go out and dance to cheesey stuff as well as heavy metal. If the beat is right i can dance all night. (N.B. as long as the night is 3 hours long and I'm allowed a break every 15minutes) D) Like my own unique style of food. Also Indian, Italian and to be boring British. I can be quite a fussy eater. Like chocolate and Jaffa Cakes though. Roast Dinners are possibly my absolute favourite though.
The six things I could never do without
My dvd collection, my computer, friends and family, music, My Own unique perspective.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Loads of things, my mind is a buzz of thoughts. Thinking how to make something funny, worrying about my future, wondering what came before the big bang...that kind of stuff. Also how best to overthrow Europe, so far we've figured out how to take over France, Germany, Spain and Lichenstein. Currently plans are underway for the "build a big hill in belgium as it will confuse them," plan.
On a typical Friday night I am
Well I have just moved down here so on a Friday I tend to stay in and chat online. Hopefully this will change.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes my friend Will tries to pass off the scar on my leg as a Shark bite and i go along with it. For shame. I come clean eventually. To that end, I have been hit by a car on two occasions. Once was by accident the other was on purpose. That was not a nice man.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You have a decent sense of humour and like to talk for a long time. Someone who isn't out for just sex (nasty thing to say but feel it needs to be). Looking for someone with similar interests and outlook.