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slamdunkz

24 / M / straight / Single

Avondale Estates, Georgia

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 1" (1.85m).
Body Type
Skinny
Looking For
New friends
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Hospitality / Travel
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs
Languages
English (Poorly)

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I am blah, blah, and blah.

My Self-Summary

i play in crappy bands. i eat alot of food. i buy records. i watch movies. i like to wear terrible hats.

i grew up in a glue factory. My teenage years were less than satisfactory.

What I’m doing with my life

NOTHING

I’m really good at

drinking mass quantities of fresca.

The first things people usually notice about me

fatty mcbutterpants. balding.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

illiterate and poor taste in everything else.

The six things I could never do without

1. Foil hat to keep government from reading my thoughts.
2. Records.
3. Knives.
4. Shoes.
5. Socks.
6. Underpants.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

What it would be like if animals could speak english.

On a typical Friday night I am

Staring at ceiling fans.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

ejaculation is a waste of valuable resources.

You should message me if

you like being e-stalked.